I once smuggled a lorry full of toothpicks into a neighbouring African country disguised as an ageing sock merchant.
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I once smuggled a lorry full of toothpicks into a neighbouring African country disguised as an ageing sock merchant.
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
Scotsman on a German
O-kay.....why dye your hair AFTER it's been shaved off? In fact how did you dye your hair after it was shaved off? Did you keep all the cuttings in a little bag and then dye them?Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Ha, well I only shaved it to a number 2, so I wasnt bald. I bleached it and then dyed it. That was about 12 years ago now!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Scotsman on a German
How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
I heard that alot of guy's do...
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Candy Flippin!
most random thing i have done is...
packed everything i owned into one pack and hitched from central otago to auckland not a single dollar to my name nor a place to live or a job at the age of 16.
best thing i have ever done
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Forum whore
With carefully placed penguin toenails & sticky tape
Emo?
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
Hardcore Biker
1. Erik Estrada possibly
2. Picked up a suitcase full of greenbacks (maybe half a mill) carried by an FBI most wanted and pretended was about to leave the party
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
Friday night, came out of the Airborne concert, deaf-as, had to pee.
Had pee, refrained from covering my genitals, flashed my missus, she chuckled, I got laid.
Next?
Registered User
You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL
Candy Flippin!
you would know from experience thats what to do eh?You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Hardcore Biker
You're refreshingly honest, unlike most women. Denial!
"Safety Cameras" Yeah, right!
Candy Flippin!
im not emo
.......just a little fruity.....
I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
Registered User
Fruity is about rightbut thats ok i guess
Rasta Ratskins
Pulled off the A40 in London in my white van [There's a giveaway!] and sat behind the left hand lane of traffic waiting for the green light. A while after the right hand lane had moved off, I noticed that I was in fact patiently waiting behind a whole lot of parked cars!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
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