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[The Tazman]

Came home one day in the UK and had had enough so walked over to the travel agent and said cheapest flight to NZ please. Best thing I ever did.

[The Tazman]

Pulled off the A40 in London in my white van [There's a giveaway!] and sat behind the left hand lane of traffic waiting for the green light. A while after the right hand lane had moved off, I noticed that I was in fact patiently waiting behind a whole lot of parked cars!

[Animal]

Got royally pissed off my head at a 21st birthday party (in Joni's old neighbourhood, now that I think about it). I somehow lost most of my clothes, wandered out into a major arterial road (four lanes either way with a grass median between) sometime after midnight and tried unsuccessfully to lift a painted white line off the tar seal. It was also pissing down hard, but gathering up white lines between the lanes seemed really important at the time. So much so that I was ready to beat the shit out of the kind-hearted motorists who stopped and tried to move me from the road onto the footpath. I had no recollection of these events at all, but photos were taken of me in my daks and one sock, and presented as evidence... shit. The camera doesn't lie, and this was decades before PhotoShop.

[fireball]

i got totally pissed and i dont remember how i got there but i was woken by training wheels.....

she found me outside in her carport passed out in a pool of oil....
looking rather worse for wear she put me to bed while wetting herself in laughter.

[Hawkeye]

How do you disguise toothpics as a Sock Merchant?

More to the point - Why would you disguise toothpicks as a Sock Merchant?

[TRAINING WHEELS]

i got totally pissed and i dont remember how i got there but i was woken by training wheels.....

she found me outside in her carport passed out in a pool of oil....
looking rather worse for wear she put me to bed while wetting herself in laughter.

You were covered in oil from head to toe well it took a while before i got your stains out of the sheets but thats ok my puppy got you back for that one although you did leave the sheets wet ...
I could say so many stories but i wont

[Animal]

...I could say so many stories but i wont

Oh go on, do tell!

[mbazza]

Pulled off the A40 in London in my white van [There's a giveaway!] and sat behind the left hand lane of traffic waiting for the green light. A while after the right hand lane had moved off, I noticed that I was in fact patiently waiting behind a whole lot of parked cars!

Ah . . . . . . . . the world of strom ownership starts in mysterious ways! Cheers.

[1vanvan1]

Climbed the highest norfork pine tree in my area i could find (20 - 30m) and put a bright orange road cone at the top.

[PZR]

God I must be boring cause I'm having trouble thinking of something.
So if I go for a ride and choose which direction seems best only when I get to a corner is that random or spontaneous. Does that count?

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Oh go on, do tell!

I best not as it she will bite me back and you never know she may have worse off stories ....

[gijoe1313]

I do all sorts of random things, the latest one is dropping $2500 on more model soldiers and tanks!

[TRAINING WHEELS]

Doing random things everyday makes life fun and interesting and a boaring life is not what i want...... If i do random things every day does that still make the task random or just me random??

[Mrs Busa Pete]

You should have asked him for a hand.....or even just to watch LOL

they probobly had been peping and thought it was time to get some

[Colapop]

I don't do anything random at all.


I just me.