Same-sex hugging doesn't count?Originally Posted by Colapop
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Same-sex hugging doesn't count?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Candy Flippin!
you know it girlie mind you in some of those stories im involved too.. so we wont be sharing those onesI best not as it she will biteme back and you never know she may have worse off stories
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I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
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Was not thinking of any of thoes but no stories will be told
Kittyhawk4Doc
Once again having a private mastie on a saturday morning, and you are so close there's a knock at the bedroom window!
"Are you awake!?" - yells mum
This isn't fair
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Rest In Peace
NZ stockcar teams champs in Palmy,getting pissed Friday night after meeting,going uptown and busting for a piss,flopping ot out and afterwards,checking where we were and outside the copshop when it was in Church St.
Same event 20 yrs later,on piss with mate,go to shitloads of bars and at 3.00am stopping at a servo for a coffee and pie,ask to phone taxi,get into cab and give address and ask if we was going in right direction,nope as usual.
Years ago when skateboarding was beginning,sitting in the boot with a piece of timber and towing people along smooth roads in town centre,got up to 30km at times.
Getting annoyed with bible bashers' knocking on my door during saturday sports on tv years ago,asked them to read from the book,then whilst they did that,got dads lighter and set fire to their book.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
Wherever I may roam
Staying at a mates in Blenheim one weekend. Having a wank while he was at work, when someone starts knocking loudly on the door. Put a towel round my waist an answered the door, fricken bible bashers, it's pretty obvious I've been sinning. So before they go through the whole lot, I shake their hands with my slimy hand and introduce myself, tell them I'm busy now, come back later, shut the door.
They never showed up again.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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HAHA You have a bad run with that dont you???Once again having a private mastie on a saturday morning, and you are so close there's a knock at the bedroom window!
"Are you awake!?" - yells mum
This isn't fairOh well one day i guess you will achieve your target
but keep trying
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