Who needs Viagra?

[tri boy]

And the Whanga Publican is totally bike friendly.

[Stirts]

...such as cooking, cleaning, dishes, laundry - even though she did leave my underwear as a present for the motelier, I mean how hard is it to take the laundry out of the washing machine and put it in the drier right along side? .

Oi....what goes on tour STAYS on tour.....I can't have people thinkin I do cooking, cleaning, dishes, and laundry!.....AND for the record......I didn't leave your undies in the washing machine by accident....I DIDN'T WANNA TOUCH EM

Ok, so this was no small task, first we headed north through the Waipoua Forest then through the Mangamuka Gorge around the top and down the east coast taking in Old Russell Road and down to Whangarei then down SH1 to Auckland.

As the newbie I are.....these roads terrified the crap out of me.....you name the conditions we had it.....clay....v.slippery clay......'WEIGHT ON PEGS TINA'.....I was yelling in me helmet, and cursing Noel the whole way ....
A dog that decided to play tag with me, not Noel, ME! ....Rain, wind, snow, thunder and lightening *drama queen moment*....but as a learner, hell what a way to learn....get thrown in the deep end, be absoulutely terrified, and do it anyway!

From Napier we went to Shannon via the Pahiatua Track. The lovely locals took us on some little used roads and back down Vinegar Hill and SH54. .

Hmmmmmmm CHOCCIE CAKE .....oh yeah, the roads were pretty goo too!

All in all it was a AWESOME trip, AWESOME roads (with my limited experience of course), AWESOME people!

The roads chosen by Noel were FANFARKENTASTIC and I thank you good sir, my riding has improved beyond my belief....I would highly recommend any learner to do the same!

[Keystone19]

...my riding has improved beyond my belief....I would highly recommend any learner to do the same!

Now can we please get you back on the track!!!

Sounds like you guys had an awesome trip!

[Xile]

Below is a sample of one of the 15kph corners you will encounter - If that don't make ya wet, nothing will.

Waaaa!!
Sounds like you had a great trip
And impressive corner!!!! (ahem...talking about corners ...)
Need some more pictures...

[Stirts]

Rightio.....now that my computer is up an running good and propa, I now take the opportunity to bleat on about some of the friendly and not so friendly KBers.


Firstly to the small minded lil peoples who assume that I am a "slut" going away on a trip of a life-time with The Stranger.....you know who you are......I say to you....assume away, goodbye and fuck you very much Rant over!

NOW for the Rave!

Would just like to say a HUGE thank you to the following who opened their doors, pantries, and even booze cabinets, and taught me a thing or two along the way!

MSTRS and Yungatart - They even let us come back a second time...absolute legends and a farken lovely couple!
Stickchick - Just one fine, awesome bloody chick is all I can say!
DMNTD - Taught me the fine art of cleaning my bike
Unit - Taught me not to daydream while pillion on an Aprillia
Nodrog - Ah the Transfer Station
Chanceyy - I have said it before....and I say it now.....choccie cake. And thank you for looking out for me on the ride.
English - for jump starting my bike

And to the one KBer....Babelfish, who helped me immensely with getting started...choosing bike, gear and forcing me on my first ride. I am sorry we didn't get to catch-up.

Me lufs you all longtime

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Rightio.....now that my computer is up an running good and propa, I now take the opportunity to bleat on about some of the friendly and not so friendly KBers.

NOW for the Rave!

Would just like to say a HUGE thank you to the following who opened their doors, pantries, and even booze cabinets, and taught me a thing or two along the way!

MSTRS and Yungatart - They even let us come back a second time...absolute legends and a farken lovely couple!
Stickchick - Just one fine, awesome bloody chick is all I can say!
DMNTD - Taught me the fine art of cleaning my bike
Unit - Taught me not to daydream while pillion on an Aprillia
Nodrog - Ah the Transfer Station
Chanceyy - I have said it before....and I say it now.....choccie cake. And thank you for looking out for me on the ride.
English - for jump starting my bike

And to the one KBer....Babelfish, who helped me immensely with getting started...choosing bike, gear and forcing me on my first ride. I am sorry we didn't get to catch-up.

Me lufs you all longtime

You are right they all all great people we have meet them all bar 1 and maybe
we will get to meet English one day. As for the other other person i would not worry about them they have to keep them selves happy some how and they where probly just jealious they wheren't ask along.
Glad to here you had such a awsome trip as the stranger is a really good person to ride with at the best of times. Maybe we could get you 2 riding down to dunedin with us in december.

[yungatart]

Thanks for that! You're not so bad yourself!
As for ther other bullshit...some people have tiny minds and nothing more to do than spread malicious gossip...forget about them!

[Stirts]

.....Glad to here you had such a awsome trip as the stranger is a really good person to ride with at the best of times. Maybe we could get you 2 riding down to dunedin with us in december.

Yes The Stranger certainly is a really good person!

Hmmmmmmm.....Dunedin you say?......I could well be tempted, brings back fond memories of in the Leith

[Stickchick]

Thanks for the compliment and when are you coming down again since you rudely came down while I was away!!!! One good thing is that the Bourbon is now full again and awaiting for you on your next arrival

[avgas]

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