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  1. 30th August 2007, 13:42 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by CADanimal View Post
    What the hell is that, or is it better I don't know?
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    Just out of interest Dan, what orifice did you go for?
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Just out of interest Dan, what orifice did you go for?
    The pussy, of course. Creampies made to God's original 'white conservative' recipe.
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  4. 30th August 2007, 13:59 #19
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    I'm happy with mine too, but then I'm easily pleased.
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    I'm speechless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CADanimal View Post
    I'm speechless.
    You're licking it??? Each to their own I guess...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    You're licking it??? Each to their own I guess...
    I should probably read the manual then... Ah, technology.
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    Well - I'm not - mine keeps getting in the way.....when I'm lacing up my boots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Well - I'm not - mine keeps getting in the way.....when I'm lacing up my boots.
    ..poor you.

    at least i can change mine to "fit the mood" range of colours and sizes never hurt anyone.....
    I've learnt to hide the pain inside, open the throttle and ride away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fireball View Post
    at least i can change mine to "fit the mood" range of colours
    We should swap sometime.
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    I started adding up the benefits offered in my inbox over the last couple of weeks.

    If I'd accepted all of 'em mine would now be 86.3 metres long and last for several decades longer than the rest of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    We should swap sometime.
    depends on where you are going to put it....
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    my penis is far too small. I cant use it like a lightsabre.
    But then again i can sit comfortably on the bike so it a win/lose situation.
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