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    Angry I'm happy with the size of my penis

    Can someone who works for XTRA tell them I am happy with the size of my penis. Noy is happy with the size of my penis, and I also do not need any Viagra or Cialis or whatever those russian emails are trying to sell me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    Come someone who works for XTRA tell them I am happy with the size of my penis. Noy is happy with the size of my penis, and I also do not need any Viagra or Cialis or whatever those russian emails are trying to sell me.
    Hear hear - I am too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Hear hear - I am too!
    You're happy with SpankMe's penis too?

    Is this really something you want to share?

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    Quote Originally Posted by devnull View Post
    You're happy with SpankMe's penis too?

    Is this really something you want to share?
    L O L . . .

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    ha ha ha .... very good

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    Yeah - I hate all this pressure to have a 9" penis - I ain't folding my willy in half for nobody!

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    Yes, I imagine it must be tough McJim - especially with it being 1/4 inch thick at full extension.

    I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight. I had to show Gini the site.

    My goodness she laughed ... and then when she stopped laughing she said "but would you use one..."

    What do you say?
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    I forwarded them on to you, Spank -- I keep trying to drop hints, but I'm certainly not happy with the size of your penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Yes, I imagine it must be tough McJim - especially with it being 1/4 inch thick at full extension.

    I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight. I had to show Gini the site.

    My goodness she laughed ... and then when she stopped laughing she said "but would you use one..."

    What do you say?
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    Quote Originally Posted by devnull View Post
    You're happy with SpankMe's penis too?

    Is this really something you want to share?
    Farkin' brilliant! ROFLMAO x 20
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight.
    I bought one of those after I broke my hand.

    Works a treat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    I got an interesting one the other day for the Fleshlight...
    What the hell is that, or is it better I don't know?
    "Safety Cameras" Yeah, right!

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    It's a side-effect of the change-over to the YahooXtra platform, spam filter should be running as normal once it's all hooked up properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CADanimal View Post
    What the hell is that, or is it better I don't know?
    Oh, only The #1 Selling Male Sex Toy in the World.
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