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    Talking & the moral of the story is..

    My MOTHER just sent me this...


    This is a story about
    A Fly, a Fish, a Bear
    A Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.



    There is a moral to this story......

    (Maybe not the one
    Most of you expect....
    So, read on!)







    In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

    The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

    "Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist
    From the water and I will be refreshed."

    There was a fish in the water thinking,

    "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."

    There was a bear on the shore thinking,

    "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
    That fish will jump for the fly...
    And I will grab the fish!!"

    It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank
    Of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

    "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...
    And that fish leaps for it...
    That bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
    I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."



    Now, you probably think this is
    Enough activity on one river bank,

    But I can tell you there's more....







    A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,

    "Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
    And that fish jumps for that fly..
    And that bear grabs for that fish..
    The dumb hunter will shoot the bear
    And drop his cheese sandwich."

    A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
    (as was fashionable to do on the banks of
    This particular river around lunch time)

    "Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..
    And that fish jumps for that fly ..
    And that bear grabs for that fish
    And that hunter shoots that bear..
    And that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .
    Then I can have mouse for lunch."



    The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
    Heads down for the cooling mist of the water.

    The fish swallows the fly...


    The bear grabs the fish..


    The hunter shoots the bear..


    The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...


    The cat jumps for the mouse..

    The mouse ducks...

    The cat falls into the water.. and drowns.





    NOW, The Moral Of The Story....


    Whenever a fly goes down three inches,


    Some pussy is gonna be in serious danger.
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Ok then....well where the bloody hell was the snake?????


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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    .....
    Some pussy is gonna be in serious danger.
    ...or get very wet
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    ...or get very wet
    depends what fly?
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    hehe.....not bad dont think I'll tell the wife that one.... but I dont get there are no bears in NZ are your sure it was a bear....maybe it was Griz Wyllie he looks like a bear lol

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    as long as the hunter got to shoot thats all that matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    depends what fly?
    Think that was specified dude. Leme see...

    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    a fly goes down three inches,
    Hard to see what danger there'd be from anythin lurking behind such a wee small zip though...
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Hard to see what danger there'd be from anythin lurking behind such a wee small zip though...
    Haven't you heard that it's not the size that matters..
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Haven't you heard that it's not the size that matters..
    aint that what people who don't have a good size say????....cant say i have ever said that...


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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    aint that what people who don't have a good size say????....cant say i have ever said that...
    ever heard the one about the guy who gets his girlfriends name tattooed on his peenie????
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
    HANG ON

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    ever heard the one about the guy who gets his girlfriends name tattooed on his peenie????
    is that the "Welcome to Jamaica mon, Have a nice day" story?


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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    is that the "Welcome to Jamaica mon, Have a nice day" story?
    The very one!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Haven't you heard that it's not the size that matters..
    Matters to me.

    Wee small zips can be veeerry tricky.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Matters to me.

    Wee small zips can be veeerry tricky.
    Why??? you got.. big... fingers...
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
    SHUT UP
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    Why??? you got.. big... fingers...
    Yup, and I like my digits... uncircumcised.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon

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