Am I a Bikeophile!!!

[smoky]

Do you think we need a ‘Bikers Anonymous’ support network for bike addict and Bikeophiles.
“Hi my names Peter and I can’t stop riding my bike, and when I’m not riding I just can’t stop thinking about it. It’s cost me most of my weekends, my wife is going to leave me, and I spend all my money on tyres and petrol”


God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.

the serenity prayer - alcoholics anonymous - reinhold niebuhr


God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change about my bike;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know how.

the serenity prayer - bike fiddlers anonymous - KB

[deanohit]

Gidday, my names Deano and I'm a bikeaholic. There, I admitted I have problem.

God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change about my bike;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know how.

Nice one. =)

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Hi my name is... hey wait I don't have a bike problem...

I like bikes, I ride bikes (I don't have a car license) I spend all my money on bikes, petrol, rallies, tyres and services for the bikes... I spend most weekends riding, which use to be a problem but now not so bad as my other half will most likely spending it with me riding her own two wheeled vehicle... (that could become aproblem )

its not problem... its a way of life

as the saying goes... I dirink, I get drunk I fall over no problem

I like bikes, I ride bikes, I don't fall off bikes... no problem

[janno]

I don't have a bike problem.

I have a not enough money and too many cars on the road problem.

[mbazza]

You don't have a 'bikeproblem', neither do I!
Motocycles, riding, collecting, thinking about etc. It is just that because riding and owning them is physically and mentally committing, to say nothing of the safety aspect, we become obsessed with the total process.
While some might call it an obsession. But it's not a 'problem' is it?
Must pop out to the garage to polish the obsession, I . . I mean bike. Cheers.

[McJim]

Bikeophilia IS a problem. If you don't wait for the engine to cool down you can seriously burn your dick in the exhaust. Spare a moment of sympathy for those of our brothers who require a two stroke engine in order that their shoddy endowment can touch the sides.

And for the laidies. they too can get burnt if they're not too careful.

[Blondini]

Like I needed a new addiction..I only wanted to pillion....little did I know..Now wheres the bike trader...