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Thread: Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

  1. 5th October 2004, 15:33 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ching_ching
    What a "dickhead!"

    What a "cockup!"

    Now that's what I call "going for a slash!"

    Umm... anybody got any others?

    :spudwhat:
    Oohh, Oohh got a couple more.

    Dog thought it tasted "fowl".
    Man can't help but think "there's something missing in my life".

    Oh God
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    Quote Originally Posted by ching_ching
    Oohh, Oohh got a couple more.

    Dog thought it tasted "fowl".
    Man can't help but think "there's something missing in my life".

    Oh God
    well he certainly fowled up!
    at least he had set out to slit the throat of a cock,
    sill bugga may have forgot his glasses but at least he remembered the sharp knife!
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    Murder most fowl?
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    More tales of genitalic abuse. You should all be ashamed.

    "Full Monty" circumcision indeed...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Why was he near the dog nakkid, with a knife?
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Why was he near the dog nakkid, with a knife?
    Hello buddy!!!
    How did I know this thread would catch your eye!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Hello buddy!!!
    How did I know this thread would catch your eye!!!

    Cause Im sick and twisted?





    Anywho! your in here TOO
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Cause Im sick and twisted?





    Anywho! your in here TOO
    Yup indulging in our little innocent thoughts!!
    *She says sighing like the sweet angel she is *
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Yup indulging in our little innocent thoughts!!
    *She says sighing like the sweet angel she is *


    Ah yeah, that's right
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick


    Ah yeah, that's right
    dont you just love the demented state of self denial we are in....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    dont you just love the demented state of self denial we are in....

    Yes, yes I do...
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Yes, yes I do...
    Yiippeeee
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    Maybe as he was getting on in years , he either a) couldnt feel it anymore, or
    b) doesnt have a use for it anymore?
    Am I the only one who winces just thinking about accidents like that?
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Yiippeeee

    Go banana it's yah birthday
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NC30_chick
    Go banana it's yah birthday
    hey I like that song...
    LOL I was about to try and sing it on the post.... scary, been here too long I think.
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