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Thread: Fair dinkum that's a bit harsh mate!

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    Fair dinkum that's a bit harsh mate!

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4192573a12.html

    A drunken schoolgirl kneed and kicked a man in the groin because he mispronounced her name, a court has been told.

    Megan Jane Conroy, then 17, from Sandstone Point north of Brisbane, sobbed in the dock in the Brisbane District Court today as she pleaded guilty to one count of assault occasioning bodily harm.

    The court was told she arrived home on May 13, 2006, to find the complainant and a group of her mother's friends celebrating a birthday.

    Conroy asked the 40-year-old complainant if he was "a Kiwi", and told him to "get fed" when he replied in the affirmative.

    She then took offence that he pronounced her name as "Maegan" instead of "Megan" and kneed him in the groin, demanding he say it correctly.

    She pushed him against the wall and kicked his groin again before the complainant apologised.

    Conroy finally let him go after trying to kick him a third time.

    The man went to hospital and was treated for severe bruising and tenderness to his testicles.

    The court was told Conroy was intoxicated at the time and the behaviour was out of character.

    She was released on a $200, six-month good behaviour bond.

    No conviction was recorded.
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    "BILLS"?????
    Fair suck of the sav, that's a pretty skewed attempt at the accent.
    ."No Matter what you do there will be critics."

    Apathy - I could take it or leave it...

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    Soldering iron up the cunt will teach her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Soldering iron up the cunt will teach her.
    Does sound like she was into sado masochism
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Soldering iron up the cunt will teach her.
    Will it be turned on?
    This one time at band camp. . . . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by fozz rock View Post
    Will it be turned on?
    We can flip for it. She coulda knackered his ability to have children, no reason why the favour shouldn't be returned.

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    One suspects the offending comment was "Get effed", rather than "Get fed".
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    tenderness to his testicles.
    This is one of the single funniest things I have ever read. Don't know why.

    Guess it's funny cos it wasn't me.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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    Blimey, normally you'd have to pay for that treatment in special houses... he got it for free, should be thanking his lucky stars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    This is one of the single funniest things I have ever read. Don't know why.

    Guess it's funny cos it wasn't me.
    And you call yourself a man?!

    That is a serious, sacred area! Poor bastard.

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    Girl or no girl who waits to be kneed in the balls a second time before restraining her?

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    I must confess I've been confused by the desire of people in this hemisphere to pronounce the name Meegan. y'know so it rhymes with Keegan.

    It originates from Ireland and Scotland and where it originates it's pronounced Megan so the first syllable would rhyme with Leg.

    So in effect she was asking the poor bugger to mis-pronounce her name

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mekk View Post
    And you call yourself a man?!

    That is a serious, sacred area! Poor bastard.
    Don't get me wrong, I sympathy winced, but the description "tenderness to the testicles" amuses me.
    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    Jrandom, You are such a woman hating cunt, if you weren't such a misogynist bastard you might have a better luck with women!

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