BY THe BEard of CUrvy WUsk ...

[wari]

I HEar-by swear by the beard of CUrvy WUsk ...

THat I will ...

INn alll genuine endeavoure ...

ATttempt ...

INn alll sincerity ...

This season ...

ORr the nexte one ..

ORrr the one afterr ...

ORr in due corse ...

ATTempt ...

INn all sincerity ...

HOldon ... I've alreaddy said that ..

...

WHere was I ... ? ... :spudwhat:

...

UMmmmm ...

Right ...

....

AAaaarmmm ... yeah ... rihght ... thats probbly aboutit ... eh ...

[wari]

SOrry aboutthat ... I gottit right now ... HEre we go ...

..

I HEar-by swear by the beard of CUrvy WUsk ...

THat I will ...

INn alll genuine endeavoure ...

ATttempt ...

INn alll sincerity ...

This season ...

ORr the nexte one ..

ORrr the one afterr ...

ORr in due corse ...

ATTempt ...

TO watch memberrs of this HEar-by forumm who race ...

RAce ... sometime ..

ORrr .. I will wear a dress and call myself SUesan ...

...

PHew ... this legall jargon is tiring ...

I needa lie downe ...

No wonder lawyerrs charge so much ...

[kerryg]

SOrry aboutthat ... I gottit right now ... HEre we go ...

..

I HEar-by swear by the beard of CUrvy WUsk ...

THat I will ...

INn alll genuine endeavoure ...

ATttempt ...

INn alll sincerity ...

This season ...

ORr the nexte one ..

ORrr the one afterr ...

ORr in due corse ...

ATTempt ...

TO watch memberrs of this HEar-by forumm who race ...

RAce ... sometime ..

ORrr .. I will wear a dress and call myself SUesan ...

...

PHew ... this legall jargon is tiring ...

I needa lie downe ...

No wonder lawyerrs charge so much ...

Somebody call the circumlocution, obfuscation and illiteracy police !!!

[Posh Tourer :P]

PHew ... this legall jargon is tiring ...

I needa lie downe ...

No wonder lawyerrs charge so much ...

They all have to buy spell/grammar chequers too.....

[wari]

THats soo hurtfull ... I needa hugg ...

[wari]

They all have to buy spell/grammar chequers too.....

I'M not sure if thats the corrrect chequers mate ...

GLarse houses ... stones ...

HE who has not sinned may carst the first stone ... hmmm ...

WHeres ZEdd when you needim ... :spudwhat:

[vifferman]

You're sounding a trifle discombobulated there, Wari.

Mebbe a lie-down would be a very good idea, Matey.

[Hitcher]

GLarse houses ... stones ...

Just make sure that those stones only hit the glarse house and not my gargre!

[wari]

Just make sure that those stones only hit the glarse house and not my gargre!

I Wouldn't dream ofit ... :eyepoke:

TEll ya what ... glarse houses have their place in life ..

[wari]

You're sounding a trifle discombobulated there, Wari.

Mebbe a lie-down would be a very good idea, Matey.

HAdone thanks ... for your concerne tho'

[Motu]

Rosebanks closer for a Westie tho eh wari? do you go often? Oh dear,the choices for this sunday - Hamilton swap meet in the morning....then do I sit inside all day drinking piss an watch Bathurst....or go to Rosebank an sit outside drinking piss all day watching guys fall offa bikes? real is more real,I'll see on the day...

[Hitcher]

TEll ya what ... glarse houses have their place in life ..

Yeah, but people who live in them shouldn't...

[wari]

Rosebanks closer for a Westie tho eh wari? do you go often? Oh dear,the choices for this sunday - Hamilton swap meet in the morning....then do I sit inside all day drinking piss an watch Bathurst....or go to Rosebank an sit outside drinking piss all day watching guys fall offa bikes? real is more real,I'll see on the day...

I'M booked in for Rosebank SUnday mate ...

THanks fur remindin' me ..

WHeres my megga memory thingamajigaviche© ?:spudwhat:

[scumdog]

Somebody call the circumlocution, obfuscation and illiteracy police !!!

Too late - I think in their case it's terminal!!!