What the hell do I do?

[Drew]

WhiteTrash, would it help if someone else volunteered to have sex with this woman who smells nice ... that's what friends are for .

I dont care how many roids your on to get all bumpy, just try it fucker!!!

[MD]

I dont care how many roids your on to get all bumpy, just try it fucker!!!

Am I reading that right Drew as a no?

It's a tough road being a good samaritan. Back to the school yard.

[idleidolidyll]

.. and where'd you get that one eyed look from ,were you born in Kaikoura or somewhere like that?

even worse: I was born in Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world

people from Kaikoura are seen as positively cosmopolitan by us southlanders

[Drew]

Am I reading that right Drew as a no?

It's a tough road being a good samaritan. Back to the school yard.

No need for the schooling, you're on to it now.

[merv]

even worse: I was born in Makarewa, 5 miles up the arsehole of the world

people from Kaikoura are seen as positively cosmopolitan by us southlanders

Crikey!!!!!!!!!!

[merv]

I dont care how many roids your on to get all bumpy, just try it fucker!!!

It did sound like MD was trying to be helpful, perhaps I could help instead. Send her round, is she any good at cleaning bikes we've got five need doing? She'd have to earn her keep.

[Drew]

It did sound like MD was trying to be helpful, perhaps I could help instead. Send her round, is she any good at cleaning bikes we've got five need doing? She'd have to earn her keep.

She does like to keep bikes lookin purdy, but I think she is content cleaning her own.

And trust me when I say, I'm the one earnin my keep

[Zuki Bandit]

WTF. This is like the freakin twighlight zone!