Your Last Day

[Usarka]

sheesh i might make this my last day after reading that tripe

[Clivoris]

Overdraft, hookers n drugs. Unless my wife says I have to finish painting the house.

[Daffyd]

Tell my family I love them then RIIIIIIIIDE!!

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Overdraft, hookers n drugs. Unless my wife says I have to finish painting the house.

don't forget you also have to re-concrete the front path, driveway, fix the leak in bathroom, change the bulb in the lounge, mow the lawn, tune the car, get it reg and Wof, oh the hedge needs trimming and there is a leak in the roof so that needs fixing and the there is...

[deeknow]

I'd probably have a nice sleep-in and try not to worry

[inlinefour]

I've given up on worrying about dying as I've come very close twice now. I think I'd have a nice meal with the better half, then together go hang out in one of the more favourite parts of the naki. Hopefully would throw in some of my favourite CDs to listen to also. Then I'd be most interested in where I was off to, once I was dead.
I suspect that I would not spend much time online here, maybe just one final post to say later.

[McJim]

No offence intended GB but since there is no god and we are but a tiny mote within a speck within a microscopic dot in the circle of firelight we like to refer to as the Universe which is itself dwarfed by the infinite gulf in which it sits it's not gonna make a blind bit of diference whether I live or die today or tomorrow.

Even the greatest men and women of history will be as nothing in the end. It's all futile.

We're very likely to get struck by a large rock soon anyway since we are reaching the part of the galaxy that's stuffed full of flying debris (yeah - the solar system orbits the galaxy too didn'tcha know) We get hit every so often like clockwork - last time was attributed with wiping out the dinosaurs. (with a bit of assistance from flood basalts - also referred to as Super Volcanoes - not to be confused with Super duper Volcanoes which are similar but wear blue spandex)

GB - tell me, did you used to walk through London with one of them sandwich boards saying "THE END IS NIGH - REPENT" or anything like that?

[Coaster]

I'd insure myself for an obscene amount of money. HAve a quickie with the girlfriend. Try cocaine and then heroin. Go out on my bike, find out it's top speed. Pull some mingers and then kill myself but make it look like an accident so the insurance co's would pay out.

can I be your girlfriend the day before you die??????

[Clivoris]

can I be your girlfriend the day before you die??????

Mmmm. The mind boggles. Would the motivation be the money or the world famous Scracher black pudding? Could be both I s'pose.

[Finn]

I've given up on worrying about dying as I've come very close twice now.

Yeah, the first time was when you called me a short bald prick.

[McJim]

Well we're all still here so I guess that was all rhetoric GB?

[DMNTD:Me]

Just another day really innit?

[MisterD]

What if you were told this morning that today was to be your last day on earth. How would you spend it's fleeting hours? Whom would you insist on seeing? Would your behaviour differ radically from what it usually is?

Enjoy your day.

Cool, space flight...how long before blast-off do I need to check-in?

[Grahameeboy]

Cool, space flight...how long before blast-off do I need to check-in?

Sorry MisterD but you are 24 hours too late (as it was yesterday) so you are now floating up there in space so I guess you still got your wish

[Sanx]

No offence intended GB but since there is no god and we are but a tiny mote within a speck within a microscopic dot in the circle of firelight we like to refer to as the Universe which is itself dwarfed by the infinite gulf in which it sits...

Very poetic. So I take it you don't subscribe to the multiple universe theory. Same dimension, and each universe occupies a space within it. Bit different to Hawkins musings that there are an infinite number of universes that exist in different dimensions, each occupying the same interdimensional space.

What would I do with my last day? Provided I knew at what time my demise was imminent, I'd probably:

• Enjoy a long breakfast with the other half.
• Go for a decent ride.
• Torch a few speed cameras for fun.
• Do them same to the f'ing stupid signs on the outside of churches and the mosque in Mt Roskill proclaiming how their particular imaginary friend is bestest.
• Come back, kiss the other half goobye, then head out to Muriwai or somewhere remote with a good book and a bottle of vodka.