Angry bee busts biker’s breast

[Bob]

A female biker in Taiwan had her breast implant burst by an angry bee whilst riding in a low-cut dress. Despite supposedly being able to with stand pressures of 200Kg, the woman said her right breast “just disappeared” in two days after the attack.

The surgeon who installed a new implant said the puncture was due to her being “very skinny”, meaning the skin on her breasts was therefore very thin and prone to puncturing.

[Karma]

hmm... perhaps if I get a couple of bees in the stomach I'd look like dan carter!

[Finn]

hmm... perhaps if I get a couple of bees in the stomach I'd look like dan carter!

You want to look like a stupid imbreed?

[Karma]

You've obviously not seen what I currently look like... we ain't all got nice cars and fit chicks mate

[Finn]

You've obviously not seen what I currently look like... we ain't all got nice cars and fit chicks mate

I was trying to build your self esteem. Take the ball from Dan Carter and he's a bouncer at a shitty bar. Surely, you've got more qualities than that?

[Karma]

Too many to count mate... but there's only one quality that seems to interest 90% of kiwi chicks.

*waits for the backlash*

[Finn]

but there's only one quality that seems to interest 90% of kiwi chicks.

A good right hook?

[jrandom]

there's only one quality that seems to interest 90% of kiwi chicks.

I had one rub my platinum AMEX ("Issued exclusively to just about anyone since 1970 (tm)") on her neck once.

While moaning.

[NotaGoth]

I had one rub my platinum AMEX ("Issued exclusively to just about anyone since 1970 (tm)") on her neck once.

While moaning.

Shhhhhh don't tell everyone..

[Edbear]

hmm... perhaps if I get a couple of bees in the stomach I'd look like dan carter!

I think I'd need the whole hive...