Was working and my boss (who has heard a few "inflated" stories about my riding) was late and needed to get to the hospital, but rush hour traffic meant she would never make it in time... I offered with a huge grin on my face (she is daammmm hot) to take her on the back of the monster......geared up and took off as fast as I dared through North Shore rush hour traffic... just about breaking the speed limit through stationary cars... got her there on time... but she was so white with fear she had to break her "ive quit smoking for 6 months" and have a ciggy before going in!!!!!
...Biggest ego boost...now I have new respect from my boss... with the added bonus that she smiles everytime I pull up...
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...I never told her how shit scared I was though.... I was packing my pants the whole way... bloody lucky really.
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
I've had "My dads bike is faster than yours, cause it's got two pipes!"
Also:
little boy: Do you go fast?
me: no, I just putt along
little boy: dad goes fast
his mum pulls him away, but not before saying: but mum drives faster
We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.
i had a little white boy trying to be a little maori boy say "sic bike cus gis a ride"
"When ya gonna ride that ornament"from wife after getting new wof and saying only did 142km since last one,and words along lines of bloody garage ornament,can't get into the farkin garage.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
When I was an apprentice fingernail blackener[builder] and doing a job at Otangarei primary school, I got from some little ones: "we're just standing around liking your motorbike!"
Cute! I've never forgotten that!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

Best comment from a child on your bike?
I've never had a child on my bike.

Was just getting off my bike in a carpark at the local park and saw some kids hanging around the van next door. Had only been riding for a little while and remember thinking I bet the kids will think my bike is cool. Its funny how kids can bringing you crashing down to earth - one kid proceeds to tells his mate that he thinks the 'Ghost Riders' Bike (which had just come out) would go faster. Pop goes my big head![]()
Voltaire - on his deathbed to a priest asking that he renounce Satan
- Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Not kids commenting - but workmates.
First person comes up to my office - nice bike Chris.
Another comes up - cool bike
And later another - that bike really suits you.
In all 8 people came in and commented on the bike.
By this stage Im wondering what the hell is going on - so I head down to the carpark under the building with the last person - she goes - that is such an awesome bike - you have to take me for a ride.
me - umm thats not mine (some git had come in on a nice Harley) - mines over there (a GN250).
She start pisses her self laughing and goes "but thats a girls bike."
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