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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    The perfect post. If the mods hadn't taken away all my functionality, I would have rep'd you for that.

    People like this are worse than kiddie fiddlers. Man hating single mothers are what's wrong with this country.

    P.S. I hope you're not a man hating single mother.
    Hahaa definately not a man hater! Single yes...Yea that was a shocker post, may the mod's return to you your functionality

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Thisi smart arsed kid comes up to me just after I put the bike on the stand.

    That's a cool bike mister. Why is the engine on the wrong way??



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    So - did you actually explain why the engine is in the wrong way?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    How is this about a kid commenting on your bike? Did you just decide to tell us that story randomly?
    Well, the guy was a graduated kid was he not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Thisi smart arsed kid comes up to me just after I put the bike on the stand.

    That's a cool bike mister. Why is the engine on the wrong way??
    Hope you informed him that that's how V-twins are supposed to be and it's Harley Ferguson that's got it wrong...
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    Was working and my boss (who has heard a few "inflated" stories about my riding) was late and needed to get to the hospital, but rush hour traffic meant she would never make it in time... I offered with a huge grin on my face (she is daammmm hot) to take her on the back of the monster... ...geared up and took off as fast as I dared through North Shore rush hour traffic... just about breaking the speed limit through stationary cars... got her there on time... but she was so white with fear she had to break her "ive quit smoking for 6 months" and have a ciggy before going in!!!!!

    ...Biggest ego boost ...now I have new respect from my boss... with the added bonus that she smiles everytime I pull up...

    ...I never told her how shit scared I was though.... I was packing my pants the whole way... bloody lucky really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post

    "Look mum its a girl" - I assume the little person meant me and not my bike

    I get that all the time....

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    I've had "My dads bike is faster than yours, cause it's got two pipes!"

    Also:
    little boy: Do you go fast?
    me: no, I just putt along
    little boy: dad goes fast
    his mum pulls him away, but not before saying: but mum drives faster
    We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Hope you informed him that that's how V-twins are supposed to be and it's Harley Ferguson that's got it wrong...
    Yep. I looked at his mother, a right dike bitch, and said "One day sony you'll learn that the girls like them hanging side by side.


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    i had a little white boy trying to be a little maori boy say "sic bike cus gis a ride"

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    "When ya gonna ride that ornament"from wife after getting new wof and saying only did 142km since last one,and words along lines of bloody garage ornament,can't get into the farkin garage.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    When I was an apprentice fingernail blackener[builder] and doing a job at Otangarei primary school, I got from some little ones: "we're just standing around liking your motorbike!"
    Cute! I've never forgotten that!
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    Best comment from a child on your bike?

    I've never had a child on my bike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimjim View Post
    i had a little white boy trying to be a little maori boy say "sic bike cus gis a ride"
    Did you shoot him?

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    Was just getting off my bike in a carpark at the local park and saw some kids hanging around the van next door. Had only been riding for a little while and remember thinking I bet the kids will think my bike is cool. Its funny how kids can bringing you crashing down to earth - one kid proceeds to tells his mate that he thinks the 'Ghost Riders' Bike (which had just come out) would go faster. Pop goes my big head

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    Not kids commenting - but workmates.

    First person comes up to my office - nice bike Chris.

    Another comes up - cool bike

    And later another - that bike really suits you.

    In all 8 people came in and commented on the bike.

    By this stage Im wondering what the hell is going on - so I head down to the carpark under the building with the last person - she goes - that is such an awesome bike - you have to take me for a ride.

    me - umm thats not mine (some git had come in on a nice Harley) - mines over there (a GN250).

    She start pisses her self laughing and goes "but thats a girls bike."

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