Hardcore Biker
Your wife goes out with her friends, drinking and dancing.
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.
You hear her stumble into bed around 4:00 AM and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.
You wake up next morning and go outside to check out the family Volvo, which she used last night.
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.
You circle the car looking for dents and find none.
But....
Wait a minute....
How a man wins shows much of his character....How he loses shows all of it!!"
Knute Rockne
Wherever I may roam
Haha, whos been a naughty wife then aye?
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Dickens Cider
Who said it was the wifes.......prints, coulda been someone else goin doggie styles on the volvo....although who would want to shag on THAT
No body move... I dropped my brain
Fair weather rider
So wifey got drunk and ran over a couple getting intimate on the side of the road? Hope they're ok
i'm motarded
the good old trusty Volvo, now thats safe sex!
Trainer wheels optional
Yeah, a jap car would have indentations......Originally Posted by nodrog
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