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  1. 15th September 2007, 22:11 #1
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    Add your own short stupid jokes...

    If a tree fell on Helen Keller, would it make a sound?





    Why cant Helen Keller Drive?
    Cos shes a woman





    Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand????
    So she can moan with the other

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    whos helen keller
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    Crikey mate my seven year old has fresher and better material than that.

    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    Crikey mate my seven year old has fresher and better material than that.

    Stupid jokes.....i didnt say they would be top class

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    A horse walks into a bar - the barman says "why the long face?"
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    virago, how old are you!

    secondly

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    firstly

    virago...
    Who are you calling a short stupid joke...?
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Who are you calling a short stupid joke...?

    oh no ...hes wearing his moderator powertrip hat today


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    short, stupid joke =john howard



    sorry - that's an aussie short stupid watever ........
    ... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    short, stupid joke =john howard



    sorry - that's an aussie short stupid watever ........
    lets make it more kb related

    short, stupid joke = Finn
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    lets make it more kb related

    short, stupid joke = Finn
    piss OFF fella ---- i LIKE Finn
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    piss OFF fella ---- i LIKE Finn

    me too doesnt change the fact you can get him into sports events at child price though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    A horse walks into a bar - the barman says "why the long face?"
    2 blonds walk into a bar...


    you would have thought the 2nd one would have stopped...?
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