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    Downsize my pet. Holy crap!

    Just noticed a program on telly tonight called "downsize my pet"....WTF!!!!????

    When the fuck will someone do a "Upsize my lard arse trailer park useless cunt brain" program and hit the problem at the source

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    Ooooohhh, gotta see that. We got a big, fat, black bastard of a lab (not mine) here who could lose a few kilos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Ooooohhh, gotta see that. We got a big, fat, black bastard of a lab (not mine) here who could lose a few kilos.
    If its a boy, buy him a petit little yorkshire terrier bitch to chase and root, he'll blow more than a few pounds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Babelfish View Post
    When the fuck will someone do a "Upsize my lard arse trailer park useless cunt brain" program and hit the problem at the source

    Mastermind
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    No one watched because most viewers are losers and want to see people worse than them to feel superior
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    i cant understand why i am so fat boo hoo its because you ate all the dog roll you stupid fucking mutt.

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    This is the local content quota coming back to bite us on the arse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    Mastermind
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    ...Sale of the Century...?

    No one watched because most viewers are losers and want to see people worse than them to feel superior
    ...I've started, so I'll finish...

    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    i cant understand why i am so fat boo hoo its because you ate all the dog roll you stupid fucking mutt.
    "Its big bones"....yeah, big bones n farking gravy

    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    This is the local content quota coming back to bite us on the arse.
    Hey, carefull, they'll eat anything.

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    I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Babelfish View Post
    If its a boy, buy him a petit little yorkshire terrier bitch to chase and root, he'll blow more than a few pounds
    Too late, he's already had his nuts out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!
    Ha ha,no its not.

    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Too late, he's already had his nuts out.
    Dont all dogs have their nuts out?

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    Surely the best solution would be to just shoot the pet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!
    well.. obesity epidemic... not the way to describe it.. because OBESITY IS NOT A DISEASE IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD!!!!

    it's just people who don't know how to look after their animals.

    but yes, it isn't really anything to laugh about.. and it's good that the programme is bringing it into the light for those people out there who do over-feed their pets... there is a point where it becomes cruelty to have such a fat animal... technically, the animal has no thoughts on the mater except "i must eat because its there and it helps me survive" ... its the humans who should think about how much of what they're feeding the animal... way too many people feed the pets for sympathy after the pet has eaten and then given them the "please feed me" look.

    and people don't tend to excersise their animals as much as they should either!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    I dont know why you're all laughing.... Pet obseity has become an epidemic in NZ. It's everyone's responsibility!
    Pet Obesity; Our pets, our problem.

    Heh heh heh heh...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Curious_AJ View Post
    well.. obesity epidemic... not the way to describe it.. because OBESITY IS NOT A DISEASE IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD!!!!
    Pet Obesity is as much classed a 'disease' as is.....er....um.....'depression'!


    Weird.... I know

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    depression is a mental disorder...

    pet obesity, is just moronic people who don't bother to ask about the correct way to feed their pet... most vets would gladly tell them!
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