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    I don't get nude without getting money first, Mark.


    I also take exception to this thread being moved from where I originally posted it
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Where was it?
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Quote Originally Posted by HDTboy View Post
    I don't get nude without getting money first, Mark.
    He said "Nude NUT" ya silly as Pres of the CCC. But now you have raised the question.....how much for the nudity?

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    I think 'Racing' is an appropriate forum for a thread requesting sponsorship. Don't get your knickers in a twist, Mr Toyboy.

    I'd sponsor Chris if I either A. knew him personally, B. had a business which would benefit from advertising on his bike or C. had any interests involving the waxing of your torso.

    Unfortunately, none of the above is the case.

    But I'm sure there are plenty of folk who will register a hit on A, B, C or a combination thereof.

    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    He said "Nude NUT"
    Left or right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    He said "Nude NUT" ya silly as Pres of the CCC. But now you have raised the question.....how much for the nudity?
    Give me your bike and I'll get fully nude. Fuck it, I'll get fully waxed.
    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    I think 'Racing' is an appropriate forum for a thread requesting sponsorship. Don't get your knickers in a twist, Mr Toyboy.

    I'd sponsor Chris if I either A. knew him personally, B. had a business which would benefit from advertising on his bike or C. had any interests involving the waxing of your torso.

    Unfortunately, none of the above is the case.

    But I'm sure there are plenty of folk who will register a hit on A, B, C or a combination thereof.

    It's more generousity than sponsorship. I'm sure when he finds out, MR Smoker will want to give something back
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Alright, the account number is as follows

    12-3069-0197386-57
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    'bout time
    Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers View Post
    'bout time
    +1....

    done, go hard Chris!!

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    Done. Hope you make enough for the weekend.

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    A huge thankyou goes out to all who put money into Chris's account.

    The total on Saturday morning was around $600.
    The weekend cost Chris $2000. He ended up needing two front tyres, and two rear tyres. He would've used three rear tyres if he had had them.
    I'll let the man himself post his race report and results, but for those who can't wait go here.
    He still leads the championship in F2, 27 points ahead of Kyle Key, 29 points ahead of Jayracer37, and well clear of the rest of the field. Round 6 at Taupo will be the decider.
    He is still 2nd in F1 points, 6 points behind DocMartin, 8 ahead of White Trash, both on GSX-R 1000s, and 30 points ahead of Jayracer37.

    Barring a catastrophe at Taupo, he has both Championships in his sights.
    To take both titles on a 3 year old 600, is a big ask, but if anyone can do it, Two Smoker can.


    Check out page 12 of this month's Motorcycle Trader for coverage of round 4, and next month's issue should have an interview with our golden boy between the covers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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