Shiver me timbers ye scallywag! There be pirating about? Arrr! I'm three sheets to the wind and wonder if cabin fever struck ye! Ye be marooned in the coconut I tell ye! Away wi'ye!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
Who's bright idea is this?
I can understand a rape & pillage like a Viking day, but Talk like a pirate day???
A pirate goes into a bar.
The bartender says to him, Did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?
The pirate replies, Arrrrr, It's driving me nutz!
Arrrrr, I be working on me boat!!! Have to get me a bottle o' rum an a Jolly Rodger to fly up me mast.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Hasn't this been done twice this year already??
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
I was going to see a pirate movie but it was rated ARRRR.![]()
I work on a ferry and we are going to be talking like pirates all day. Surprisingly.
http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php
Begad! Find your pirate name. Mines Musket Ball Dolores![]()
" It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me."
DRINK!
Arrrrrrr yes!
- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
hello, welcome to the IRD.
Arrrrgggghhh - bring me the cabin boy and don't forget to grease his a*se..........me musket's full of lead and I'm ready to shoot........where's the serving wench - make sure her crows nest is good'n bushy......
Oh, a pirate's life - it's all rum bum 'n' baccy you know........
Cap'n Laszlo Backstabber
Now there's a name to be fearin' ya low life yella-bellies, swab the decks an' be quick about it.
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
When I put in my full name:
Just call me Pirate Ronny the Parrotless, arrrrrrr!
When I put in Deanohit:
Just call me Reeking Diego Dagger, arrrrrr!
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"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they just arrrrrr!
Stiffen me yardarm, be that the time?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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