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    oooohhh! Big Dave now your just fishing for bling!!

    That was bloody good, damn funny actually. Now go take some pictures cause your humour is keeping me here and I'll have to work late now to catch up. signing off back

    At least we've managed to turn the "doom & gloom around!! oh joy is now KB!!
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by canarlee View Post
    it was being rude to light in your answer that was taken offence to. you could have stated the facts without the name calling maybe..........?
    Pot, kettle.

    Inquisition avgas? Because I can quote a real life instance of the postulated act and its consequences? My apologies for letting real life intrude on the sexual fantasies of the average motorcyclist.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Pot, kettle.
    only time i have done any of that is when certain mods (not you) were over zealous, not modding properly, being abusive towards me or in banter.
    i wouldnt want to be caught dead in the same grave as me.

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    Sexual fantasies, directed at me again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by light View Post
    Sexual fantasies, directed at me again?
    Didn't you know Sexual fantasies aren't normal.... Or Jim2'll come over to spank you. You naughty boy!
    Your into arse slapping so I read!!
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

    'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '

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    nope, not into it at all unless its my girl. Sorry to say no one has a ass like hers

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    Quote Originally Posted by light View Post
    Sexual fantasies, directed at me again?
    Id hope not... I would hope that any fantasies were far more interesting than "smacking" (and I mean that to imply as gentle a tap as possible taking into account that the lightest of touches can do ireperairable damage to both Smacker and smackee) someones arse...

    Mine are... I once..... Oh woops, sorry I'll stop now

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    I'm sorry I won't believe you until you post a pic haha!

    Now back to work I go this place is such a distraction today!!
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

    'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckylegs View Post
    Mine are... I once..... Oh woops, sorry I'll stop now
    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    I'm sorry I won't believe you until you post a pic haha!

    Now back to work I go this place is such a distraction today!!
    he was talking to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by light View Post
    Sorry to say no one has a ass like hers

    ye I saw. The "Post a pic" thing was in reply to your post above!
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

    'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    ye I saw. The "Post a pic" thing was in reply to your post above!
    Oh Really, you dont wanna see pictures of my sexual fantasies then....

    FINE !

    What If I include pictures of Light's Fiances ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reckless View Post
    ye I saw. The "Post a pic" thing was in reply to your post above!
    shh I know, was misdirecting it she's not into having pics of her posted on the net... let alone just gettin pic of her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckylegs View Post
    Oh Really, you dont wanna see pictures of my sexual fantasies then....

    FINE !

    What If I include pictures of Light's Fiances ass
    Na! not for me! Its the standard male, girl on girl (+ me) thing for me!
    On a Motorcycle you're penetrating distance, right along with the machine!! In a car you're just a spectator, the windshields like a TV!!

    'Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out! Shouting, ' Holy sh!t... What a Ride!! '

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luckylegs View Post
    What If I include pictures of Light's Fiances ass
    my ass I don't

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    Light, you are NOT an idiot.....

    Quote Originally Posted by light View Post
    Crucifying someone for a thought is just pathetic which Jim showed. He didn't just say "hell no thats a bad Idea b'cos..." instead calls me a idiot for thinking it and tells me to "Wind your hormones in before you ruin your life and the lives of others".
    Hey there Light, we serious ones have come from all sorts of experiences.
    So therefore some hypothetical "scenarios" touch nerves of some of us but not others (i.e., years ago I was 'tapped' by a fellow employee who couldn't resist this thought when I was leaning into a car, I fell forward and crushed my neck into my chest which caused painful neck damage) that act of bravado in "front of the boys" turned out to be a bad scene for all.

    Light, you are not an idiot for thinking it - only doing it would be silly
    which (good on you) you have pointed out you wouldn't.
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