How to be a man

[rainman]

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

[Mully]

The list is from 'Popular Mechanics'.

How not to be a man:
Compile lists like a woman's magazine.

Thank you Helpy Helper.

But I didn't compile it, I shamelessly ripped it from another website. So nyah.

[Big Dave]

So nyah.

Your petticoat is showing.

[Mekk]

How the fuck is retouching digital photos manly? If we're talking people, that's like putting makeup on.

[tri boy]

To be a man:
Support/assist those that need/deserve your assistance.
Protect and nuture your loved ones.
Stand by what you say you will do, and not chicken out at the first sign of inconvenience or fear.
Walk tall through life, setting an example to those that need it.
Supply care, honesty, and discipline, to children in your care.
Walk lightly on mother earth, and love life.
Respect others, but don't allow yourself to be walked over.
Theres bound to be more.....
Funny how none of this was mentioned by popular mechanics. Maybe they took it for granted.

[Edbear]

How do you extend a wireless network?

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You take one end and stretch it to the next room....

[terbang]

All that and yet no mention of the third leg here, eh?

[caesius]

Damn that boat one's a tad inconvenient. I might have to go hang round some harbours and follow boats out, if they ask what the hell I'm doing I'll just say "waiting for you to capsize"

[Timber020]

Its funny but I can protect my computer with the clean bolt action rifle.

But HD TV, digital photos and wireless network....pifff

Theres no mention of being able to ride a motorcycle, tie up a hostage, raise good kids, blow up a letterbox, sabotage someones car, make an emergency shelter in the forest or kick someones ass.

Its not a mans list, its a handy husbands list

[ynot slow]

Shit I thought give the wife an orgasm would be top of the list.

Stick the mamby shit

[tri boy]

[QUOTE=ynot slow;1217273]Shit I thought give the wife an orgasm would be top of the list.

Theres such a thing for women? Ya learn something new every day.

[ynot slow]

[QUOTE=tri boy;1217292]

Shit I thought give the wife an orgasm would be top of the list.

Theres such a thing for women? Ya learn something new every day.

Mine seems to think so,one day i'll try to get inside her lol.

[peasea]

[QUOTE=tri boy;1217292]

Shit I thought give the wife an orgasm would be top of the list.

Theres such a thing for women? Ya learn something new every day.

If there was, who'd care?

[Big Dave]

If there was, who'd care?

Always nice to see a man comfortable in the company of his own hand.

[Xile]

"Should be able to give pleasure to a woman" is a very important point, should be on man list at the top
and listening to woman
oh and offer gifts and flowers..
do I continue?
lool