Blonde, Beautiful and Bloody Smart I say

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Dear Diary,

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy-efficient kinds. Then, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them. Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking Sales guy had told me last year ..........
Namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! "Hellooooo? It's been a year! "

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

He didn't call back ...........Boy, I bet he felt dumb.

And the problem is???

[Drum]

Any pictures of the beautiful blonde?

[007XX]

Dang, that story feels very familiar...was I ever there?

[deanohit]

Oooohhhh harsh. Good for a chuckle though.