Did a runner this morning

[Finn]

Was doing my usual walk with the dog this morning at around 6am. Started at a huge off lead park which kinda wraps around my neighbourhood and ends at a street about 1.5 k's away from my house. Quite residentual area.

This morning I'm greeted by a Counciler who is obviously angry at the world for being too fat to be a cop. I think he was going off about my dog not being on a lead. I had my iPod on so wasn't paying too much attention to him. He then tried to grab my dog who was walking right beside me like he's trainied to do. Dog likes this game and it was quite funny watching lard arse trying to get my dog. At this point I thought I should listen to what he was saying... something about a $300 fine. I laughed at him and continued on my way up the hill which I know was a challenge for Mr Pudding. He tumbled down the road to get his car at which point I took off. Heard some screaching tires so doubled back through a side path and back home again.

Screw you Auckland City Council, you incompetant, corrupt, sandal wearing, thieving bastards.

[u4ea]

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[The Pastor]

i love you finn.

[White trash]

You've worn sandals. I've fucken seen it.

[Filterer]

and reporting it on a public forum, priceless

[Finn]

You've worn sandals. I've fucken seen it.

Sometimes I dress like Julius Caesar. He is my idol. After assuming control of government, he began extensive reforms of Roman society and government.

Some sandal wearers have good intentions.

[Finn]

and reporting it on a public forum, priceless

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.

[ManDownUnder]

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.

Helen late for the rugby again?

Onya... bloody funny.

[banditrider]

He then tried to grab my dog who was walking right beside me like he's trainied to do. Dog likes this game as it was quite funny watching lard arse trying to get my dog.

Maybe he was hungry.

[Crisis management]

I don't think you're taking this seriously enough Finn, (hang on, is that you or the dog?) any unleashed dog is clearly out of control and drooling to chew on some fat 5 year old thigh.

I mean, think of the children!!!

I think you should surrender to Auckland city immediately and plead for mercy, failing that hide in the boot of the car and you should be safe for at least a week.

[Filterer]

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.

Yes I am sure you are right, but ever consider the fact that someone on this site works/worked for them

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...2&postcount=21



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[Paul in NZ]

Sometimes I dress like Julius Caesar. He is my idol. After assuming control of government, he began extensive reforms of Roman society and government.

Some sandal wearers have good intentions.

Thats odd - Helen said a similar thing .....

[Finn]

Yes I am sure you are right, but ever consider the fact that someone on this site works/worked for them

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...2&postcount=21



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Shaking in my boots.

[Ocean1]

I mean, think of the children!!!

Good point, we should chip dem little bastards too.

Shaking in my boots.

Sandals.

[doc]

I'm sure the SIS have better things to do.

The AOS may be bored today so be very wary if there is a cordon around the house when you arrive home tonight. If they only decide to Tazer you could you try to put it on Youtube. Thanks looking forward to the news tonight.