Did a runner this morning

[Finn]

ha classic mate.
why exactly did he try and grab your dog? Its that the dumbest thing a person in that situation could do?

Exactly. I'm not sure if they are allowed to unless of course the dog is a stray. Perhaps he was trying to get the registration number.

Last year while at Otama Beach, Judith Tizzard (The Clark Sisterhood) was walking her Beagles along the beach with no lead. Not that I give a shit but I got told off the day before by a ranger. I let my dog go so he could have sexy time. He did.

[wayne708]

Try using fishing line for a lead, I have a 38kg lead with a snap swivel on to connect to the dog's coller,(dog's only 20kg so no problem there) and even standing next to the dog the lead is vertually invisible but is always under my control. That way next time you meet up with lard arse you can claim this is the lead you always use went walking your dog and if he had taken the time to approch you in a civilized manner you could have showen him this.

[Maha]

Anyway, I was gay once but decided I preferred girls so came to my sense........

Thanks for Adult size protection sheath your offered up yesterday GB...worked a treat mate...no moisture penertrated, i was well pleased with the end result....

[Finn]

That way next time you meet up with lard arse you can claim this is the lead you always use went walking your dog and if he had taken the time to approch you in a civilized manner you could have showen him this.

Next time I meet lard arse, I'll have a shovel and a bag of lime over my shoulder.

But seriously, that's a good idea but I prefer that my dog has some freedom when I walk him. Don't penalise me because of imbreeds that can't control their dogs.

[Maverick]

Trouble is, I don't think this Council worker would fit in my boot.

Get a Kombi/Combi van, would go with your sandals

[Grahameeboy]

Thanks for Adult size protection sheath your offered up yesterday GB...worked a treat mate...no moisture penertrated, i was well pleased with the end result....

Always happy to prevent a man getting wet

[wayne708]

Next time I meet lard arse, I'll have a shovel and a bag of lime over my shoulder.

But seriously, that's a good idea but I prefer that my dog has some freedom when I walk him. Don't penalise me because of imbreeds that can't control their dogs.

Ah, but my game fishing gear has 500 metres of 38 kg line on it

[Finn]

Ah, but my game fishing gear has 500 metres of 38 kg line on it

Now we're talking, he can fucken walk himself.

[scracha]

providing proper care and attention, food, water and an adequate kennel or place of shelter

ensuring that the dog receives adequate exercise

Shame they don't take more steps to enforce the above rules.

confining your dog to your property and preventing it from wandering

Bit stupid this one. How the hell do I give it adequate exercise if it's confined to my property?

having your dog on a leash, lead or chain when your dog is in a public place or any private way (including a right of way) in the Auckland city isthmus

So you can't even let the dog off the lead in a park?


Finn, you're a fuckin legend mate.

Can I just repeat the following :-
The NAZI's lost the fuckin war.

[Grahameeboy]

Shame they don't take more steps to enforce the above rules.

Agreed

Bit stupid this one. How the hell do I give it adequate exercise if it's confined to my property?

I think they are saying you should confine so to avoid dog wandering. Just has not been written well.

So you can't even let the dog off the lead in a park?

I think that is a shame over here. Not the case in UK other than use of muzzles for certain breeds. I suspect it is because they dogs are registered which from memory may not be the case in the UK because they have a system for strays......I think dogs are allowed off the leash on beaches here depending on the Bylaw.

Finn, you're a fuckin legend mate.

Steady, his statue may grow!!...however, if you keep it between ourselves, I agree with what he did

Can I just repeat the following :-
The NAZI's lost the fuckin war.

Correct and they are not in NZ.

......................................

[mstriumph]

No but you can count on the Council meeting this afternoon to discuss this incident. Some cardigan wearing muppet will announce that number plates must be worn on dogs from next year.

mine was an obviously TOO subtle reference to doggie calling cards ---- more about doggy doo than muppet stew [or stewing muppets for that matter]

----- sheesh - back to the drawing board!

[Finn]

mine was an obviously TOO subtle reference to doggie calling cards ---- more about doggy doo than muppet stew [or stewing muppets for that matter]

----- sheesh - back to the drawing board!

Stepped right on that didn't I. I'm a bit slow today.

[mstriumph]

.........The NAZI[apostrophe deleted]s lost the [expletive deleted] war.

Correct and they are not in NZ..............................

wrong
unfortunately, like the poor, they are always with us............

[subtle biblical reference ]

[mstriumph]

Stepped right on that didn't I. I'm a bit slow today.

ANYone can have an off day!

[jrandom]

I ate dog once. It wasn't too bad, really. Handy food source if you have a lot of them around. Beats running about in the open, using up energy chasing warier game animals.