Did a runner this morning

[mstriumph]

................................. He tumbled down the road to get his car at which point I took off. Heard some screaching tires so doubled back through a side path and back home again.

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erm, yes ............ but did he get your dog's number too??

[Grahameeboy]

Thank you for that insightful find Grahameeboy. The Bible is also very clear on its position regarding sexuality but I guess you skipped that page.

Insightful??

'Position'.....'Sexuality'.....are you not referring to the Karma Sutra.

Anyway, I was gay once but decided I preferred girls so came to my sense........

[Finn]

Anyway, I was gay once but decided I preferred girls so came to my sense........

In my eyes, there's nothing wrong with gays. A couple of my friends are fags. I was just noting the hypocrisy of you suggesting that I obey the law of the Council when you broke a bigger law, that being your faith.

[Maverick]

Was doing my usual walk with the dog this morning at around 6am. Started at a huge off lead park which kinda wraps around my neighbourhood and ends at a street about 1.5 k's away from my house. Quite residentual area.

This morning I'm greeted by a Counciler who is obviously angry at the world for being too fat to be a cop. I think he was going off about my dog not being on a lead. I had my iPod on so wasn't paying too much attention to him. He then tried to grab my dog who was walking right beside me like he's trainied to do. Dog likes this game and it was quite funny watching lard arse trying to get my dog. At this point I thought I should listen to what he was saying... something about a $300 fine. I laughed at him and continued on my way up the hill which I know was a challenge for Mr Pudding. He tumbled down the road to get his car at which point I took off. Heard some screaching tires so doubled back through a side path and back home again.

Screw you Auckland City Council, you incompetant, corrupt, sandal wearing, thieving bastards.

Oh you Fugitive you!, Quick someone call Interpol before he skips the country and leaves his dog on a station somewhere!

[Big Dave]

I guess this means no more ads huh?

[Finn]

erm, yes ............ but did he get your dog's number too??

No but you can count on the Council meeting this afternoon to discuss this incident. Some cardigan wearing muppet will announce that number plates must be worn on dogs from next year.

[Grahameeboy]

In my eyes, there's nothing wrong with gays. A couple of my friends are fags. I was just noting the hypocrisy of you suggesting that I obey the law of the Council when you broke a bigger law, that being your faith.

You so gullible Finn..............and easy...... you

[Finn]

Oh you Fugitive you!, Quick someone call Interpol before he skips the country and leaves his dog on a station somewhere!

Trouble is, I don't think this Council worker would fit in my boot.

[Finn]

I guess this means no more ads huh?

I'll be there. You just might not recognise me.

[Finn]

love: you

Didn't take much for you to turn back did it?

[Finn]

Is this what Multi quote is suppossed to be for?

[Grahameeboy]

Didn't take much for you to turn back did it?

Nop, I like short arses.....

[RantyDave]

Trouble is, I don't think this Council worker would fit in my boot.

Buy a forklift.

[avgas]

ha classic mate.
why exactly did he try and grab your dog? Its that the dumbest thing a person in that situation could do?

[avgas]

In my eyes, there's nothing wrong with gays. A couple of my friends are fags. I was just noting the hypocrisy of you suggesting that I obey the law of the Council when you broke a bigger law, that being your faith.

Faith is like that sign that says "Do not jump on the grass"
Sad fact of the matter is people will only break laws that they know about.