Nice one Terbang. Not hard to make the mistake of asking at the top of your voice in the heat of the moment is it.
Wherever I may roam
Nice one Terbang. Not hard to make the mistake of asking at the top of your voice in the heat of the moment is it.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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Originally Posted by oldrider
As you can imagine there are still a lot of stories about strange uses for condoms and how we disposed of them over the time that followed but I wont try to bore you with them.Cheers John.
Oh, as usual, you are most entertaining sir! Excellent story...
And I'm with Deano on this one...more please!
One, two free, floor!
Only the personal touch...Is there another way to tell what size it is?
*nice one, bling sent! Love your work...*
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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That and maybe a few accessories... But I do draw the line at latex gloves
The Loose Goose
Very funny, John!
This next bit is a repost - I'm sure I posted this joke ages ago but can't find the original easily. I haven't bothered to change it to suit NZ but you get the gist:
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
“What size?” asks the clerk.
“Gee, I don’t know.”
“Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, “Medium!” The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!” The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
“What size?” The kid embarassedly says “I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.”
The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells “Clean up in aisle 4!”
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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