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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    Maybe we could all go and piss on his grave when he's buried.
    Wouldn't waste my time... now that he's out of the gene pool, he can be relegated to history

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Niiice.

    Although I am surprised that his mothers 1996 Nissan Bluebird could do 221km/h.
    one concurs.
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    Other than an imprint of the needle on the speedo face,how would they know how fast it was going?

    Edit: I spose it was going just fast enough...

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    Other than an imprint of the needle on the speedo face,how would they know how fast it was going?
    Crash investigators have all sorts of interesting ways of calculating speeds by measuring skid marks and how far the car skidded on what surface before it came to a stop, whether it rolled or etc etc. It is interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    ...calculating speeds by measuring skid marks ....
    Police report: Hmmm, SkidMark is 172cm tall, must have been going fast by his very nature, let's say 200kph then.
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    Waste of a Bluebird........or was it!!

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    There was a man killed in his car down the road from my home a few weeks ago.
    He was an illegal immigrant who abused children in this country - and they were still having trouble deporting him.

    Apparently he over took and went head on into a truck
    No one went to the funeral
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    I suspect it was a misprint. The Bluebird's are a good car, but I've never seen one that could do 220km/h! Not standard, anyway!

    More likely he was doing 120, still fast enough to kill. At 221, I doubt the girlfriend would have survived...
    Maybe his mate was pushing and that's why he did'nt die in the crash!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    There was a man killed in his car down the road from my home a few weeks ago.
    He was an illegal immigrant who abused children in this country - and they were still having trouble deporting him.

    Apparently he over took and went head on into a truck
    No one went to the funeral
    Sounds like karma caught up with that sack of shit good riddence!!

    Another one bites the dust!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    Police report: Hmmm, SkidMark is 172cm tall, must have been going fast by his very nature, let's say 200kph then.
    I wonder if they can measure how much you shit yourself during an accident,by measuring the skidmarks in your undies!!

    My last close call would've been around 250mm long and dark in colour!
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