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    Very clever.....providing you know your cars!

    Very clever.....providing you know your cars!

    ... I met her at the Civic. I'd been Holden up the bar all night and as she walked in I looked her Rover. I thought she seemed Familia, but that was just a Mirage. She came up to me of her own Accord. I said "Audi", she told me she thought I was Galant. I lied to her and said I was an Executive, I was just being Calais. She was quite a Starlet, wearing a nice Mini, but not like that of Hunter. Her name was Sylvia and she was a real Trooper. I'd drunk a few Corona's when I tried to Impreza. She told me not to Porshe it. I told her I wanted to Lancer. Turns out she was an Escort, so by her standards I wasn't that FWD. I didn't want to pay - she said "you don't know what your Nissan." So I paid. I took her back to my place - or HQ as I like to call it. I had a Bighorn and, of course, I was an absolute Legend. Later, when there was a Prelude, I went to see if there was any food left in the Lada. It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom, because you see, I left her with my Legacy--a little Bambina. .


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    nice one

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    Ewen Gilmore has been using this joke for years. Ive only seen him in person twice and he used it both times.

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    ...at some stage during the story doesn't he stroke her Volvo...?
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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