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    This is getting interesting.........

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    Bob liked bikes.
    With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
    He also like motorcycles.
    This was something Boomer didn't understand.
    Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

    It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
    Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
    So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
    All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
    Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?

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    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    That was super.

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    Bob liked bikes.
    With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
    He also like motorcycles.
    This was something Boomer didn't understand.
    Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

    It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
    Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
    So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
    All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
    Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?


    Suddenly the tv flicked on "chhhhhhhhrrrrrrr WE INTERUPT THIS BRODCAST TO BRING THIS EMERGANCY BRODCAST"
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Copy, paste and add one sentence only.


    Fuck the infractions.
    Give that man a beer.

    I could never work out that decimal point thing either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Bob liked bikes.
    With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
    He also like motorcycles.
    This was something Boomer didn't understand.
    Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

    It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
    Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
    So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
    All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
    Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?


    Suddenly the tv flicked on "chhhhhhhhrrrrrrr WE INTERUPT THIS BRODCAST TO BRING THIS EMERGANCY BRODCAST"

    Renegade Master has exploded.
    Carrying dynamite up his arse had finally done him in
    bikes and babes are best naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    Bob liked bikes.
    With hunger at her heels, freedom in her eyes.
    He also like motorcycles.
    This was something Boomer didn't understand.
    Just like the ladies. Boomer didn't understand them either. Specially when they they slowly slid their panties down over their firm asses U know kinda slow like. With the thong catching between the cheeks. Yeah. Can u feel it?

    It's business time. But it must be late in the day, because he could feel a slight stiffness coming on.
    Those aches and pains from his motorway bin were always spoiling his fun.
    So he told Dave 'not now mate, I am a bit sore. Just hold me.'
    All of a sudden Bobs cruch felt ichy so he gave it a bit of a scrach as he did so he realised he had soiled his self.
    Bob reached for a can of Black Flag, but alas, it was empty....what to do?

    Suddenly the tv flicked on "chhhhhhhhrrrrrrr WE INTERUPT THIS BRODCAST TO BRING THIS EMERGANCY BRODCAST"

    Renegade Master has exploded.
    Carrying dynamite up his arse had finally done him in
    This was a far less painfull way to go; KB'ers had thought of his demise many times in the past
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    This was a far less painfull way to go; KB'ers had thought of his demise many times in the past
    But nobody could believe how much shite there actually was,
    bikes and babes are best naked

    Quote Originally Posted by oldguy View Post
    MONEYI don't have any
    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I found I had a fluffy seam when my crotch got wet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lula View Post
    Pussy forget about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    But nobody could believe how much shite there actually was,
    Except george bush whose exploding pooh-piles were almost as high
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    I was infracted for starting this thread and I'm dirty about it.

    Consider it over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    I was infracted for starting this thread and I'm dirty about it.

    Consider it over.
    why doesn't that suprise me.. mods are muppets.

    See ya BD.. oh and mods .. i'll have another 10 please ..


    :slap:

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    Amazing.

    A "drivel" thread was started as a bit of fun. The author of the thread gets infractionated, BUT the thread is not consigned to PD?

    Talk about logic and consistency around here.

    Dave is one of the most consistent people around here and also one of those who work ardently for ALL of the motorcycle riders/industry/community.

    Well done to the person who succeeded in losing BD from here. Bravo. Well fucking done.


    Who infracted Dave?
    Stand up and be accountable please.
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    Accountability and truth time

    Dave was not infracted. He currently has 0 points against him.

    The thread was started in General Bike Ravings. It should have been started in Rant and Rave.

    The site rules are such that for a first offence a warning is given, and the thread is moved. Sometimes a PM is also sent to advise people that they have posted in the wrong place.

    Nothing wrong with the thread at all. It was just in the wrong place. And all the site rules and procedures were followed.

    If Dave chooses to throw his toys out of the cot for being treated like EVERY other member of KB, then so be it.

    I've received warnings for posting in the wrong place.

    As I am sure many of you have too. If people choose to call them infractions then so be it. They aren't.

    Time to chill guys. No-ones having a go at anyone here.

    Don't believe me? Start a non-bike thread in General Bike Ravings yourself. It'll get thrown in Rant and Rave. And you'll get a warning note on your profile. Infraction points - 0. Fill it full of drivel, it will end up in Pointless Drivel. But you won't get infraction points unless you destroy a thread by deliberately taking it off-topic, or being abusive to other site members.

    I suggest you go and read the site rules again swoop.
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