Fuck me... Painfully went to and ex, ex, ex, ex's girlfriends birthday party tonight. Bla, bla, bla, drink, drink, drink and a good luck with all that. See a taxi with my name on it and hop in. Stinky half cast skinny guy in fucken shorts. Oh great. Told me his fucken life story like I gave a shit. Half way over the bridge I couldn't take it any more so bluntly told him to shut the fuck up. Get to my house and I hand him my visa but he doesn't take visa. I did ask him this before I hopped in and he said it's okay. I remind him of this but to no avail. He said he'd take me to a cashflow so off we go. I get the money and he's going on about girls malesting young guys like me? WTF. Okay, I gotta nutter here. Stop at a red light and he puts his fucken hand on my leg. No shit, game on. Elbow into half casts face, reach and grab the keys, walk home.
Cheap ride home but I'd rather pay without the confrontation.
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