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    Post Immigrant Bird Feeder

    TAKE DOWN the FEEDER!

    I bought a bird feeder. I hung
    it on my back porch and filled
    it with seed. What a beauty of
    a bird feeder it is, as I filled it
    lovingly with seed. Within a
    week we had hundreds of birds
    taking advantage of the
    continuous flow of free and
    easily accessible food.

    But then the birds started
    building nests in the boards
    of the patio, above the table,
    and next to the barbecue.

    Then came the poop. It was
    everywhere: on the patio tile,
    the chairs, the table ...
    everywhere!

    Then some of the birds
    turned mean. They would
    dive bomb me and try to
    peck me even though I had
    fed them out of my own
    pocket.

    And others birds were
    boisterous and loud. They
    sat on the feeder and
    squawked and screamed at
    all hours of the day and night
    and demanded that I fill it
    when it got low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even
    sit on my own back porch
    anymore. So I took down the
    bird feeder and in three days
    the birds were gone. I cleaned
    up their mess and took down
    the many nests they had built
    all over the patio.

    Soon, the back yard was like
    it used to be ... quiet, serene
    and no one demanding their
    rights to a free meal.

    Now let's see ....
    Our government gives out
    free food, subsidized housing,
    free medical care, and free
    education and allows anyone
    born here to be an automatic
    citizen.

    Then the illegals came by the
    tens of thousands. Suddenly
    our taxes went up to pay for
    free services; small apartments
    are housing 5 families; you
    have to wait 6 hours to be seen
    by an emergency room doctor;
    your child's 2nd grade class is
    behind other schools because
    over half the class doesn't speak
    English.

    Corn Flakes now come in a
    bilingual box; I have to
    'press one' to hear my bank
    talk to me in English, and
    people waving flags other
    than our national flag are
    squawking and screaming
    in the streets, demanding
    more rights and free liberties.

    Just my opinion, but maybe
    it's time for the government
    to take down the bird feeder.
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    The Gummint can take down the "bird feeder" after it takes its hands out of my pockets. First things first.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    I would think it more went the other way, if the gummerment took down the birdfeeder then they could afford to take their hands out of your pockets?
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    Jeez...dont get me started......

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    I'd give it all up for you
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    Great stuff lol and so very very true.
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    I like it. What about the birds who are behaving though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    Great stuff lol and so very very true.
    are you a white supremist btw?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    are you a white supremist btw?
    http://www.twoa.ac.nz/ <- My work.. you tell me
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    are you a white supremist btw?
    This excellent story made no mention of Blackbirds, so why would you assume that?

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    just wondering, on other posts etc, nz flag etc.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    nz flag etc.
    What? Using the NZ flag is sufficient for anyone to be accused of being a white supremacist?

    Shit oh dear! I was wearing a belt buckle incorporating the flag just last week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    just wondering, on other posts etc, nz flag etc.
    Being patriotic doesnt make one a white supremist.. Try spouting that logic at the local RSA...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lias View Post
    Being patriotic doesnt make one a white supremist.. Try spouting that logic at the local RSA...
    I know, thats why i asked?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch008 View Post
    What? Using the NZ flag is sufficient for anyone to be accused of being a white supremacist?

    Shit oh dear! I was wearing a belt buckle incorporating the flag just last week.

    You're a hard man RM.
    like i said, i wasnt sure so i asked.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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