Increase in violent crime is all good

[canarlee]

wouldnt hospital statistics be a better way to see if the percentage of crimes being reported matches the percentage of crimes being reported?

huh? dat dont make sense.

[Coldrider]

wouldnt hospital statistics be a better way to see if the percentage of crimes being reported matches the percentage of crimes being reported?

if hospitals are also reporting an increase in people coming after being beaten it kind of kills the cops idea that more crime is good

Yeah, but if the cops are doing the beating they can get their clearance rates up, increase rates of incidents, can apply for more funding.

[imdying]

As long as it's ok for lower socio economic citizens to sit down with a crate and get paraletic whilst watching 'thugby', then this country will always breed domestic violence like it's going out of fashion. Garbage in, garbage out...

[HTFU]

Everyone is on the same page here . Where are all the people posting in support of and believe the government announcement? not posting or nonexistent?

I give this country another 5 years to sort its shit before I pack up the family and go...............oh fuck where to now?

[Finn]

As long as it's ok for lower socio economic citizens to sit down with a crate and get paraletic whilst watching 'thugby', then this country will always breed domestic violence like it's going out of fashion. Garbage in, garbage out...

There is a final, opps sorry, I mean simple solution.

[imdying]

There is a final, opps sorry, I mean simple solution.

But then who will do the gardens and wash the car bwana?

[Finn]

But then who will do the gardens and wash the car bwana?

Dats rerry reazy.

[avgas]

Statistics are reported to be 55% accurate and 92% bullshit

[imdying]

Dats rerry reazy.

Hmmm true, but what of unmarried people, who will do it for them?

[Lias]

I <3 Finn & undying.

You had me and wolf damn near in tears.

[Wolf]

I <3 Finn & undying.

You had me and wolf damn near in tears.

Yes, now get back to work before I infract you for wasting bandwidth

[Swoop]

Well done labour! Only their spindoctors could put whipped-cream on top of a turd and called it "delicious".

[Delerium]

I suspect that the reporting rates are constant or declining and crime is going up, but that doesnt fit with the helengrad master plan. Nearly everybody I know has had their car stolen or broken into and didnt report it. I reported it the first time, and then saw what a complete waste of effort and time it was so didnt bother in the future.. LOOK, The policy is working!!! Dont follow up on these violating simple crimes and less get reported!!! were doing good!!!

[idb]

Thanks to a Labour government more people in the lower socio-economic groups are now able to afford a phone to report domestic violence crimes.
Surely that's a good thing?

[Lias]

Thanks to a Labour government more people in the lower socio-economic groups are now able to afford a phone to report domestic violence crimes.
Surely that's a good thing?

Thanks to a Labour government more people in the lower socio-economic groups are now able to commit crimes knowing they if the crimes are even investigated, they will get off with a slap on the wrist with a wet bus ticket.
Surely that's a bad thing?

Fixed for you k thx la~