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    (Craig) If I tweak your nipple like this, and slip my right hand down your leathers to your crotch........ blah, blah blah..... OH SHIT - WAS I THINKING ALOUD AGAIN???

    (Blonde Hottie with speech bubble) Don't even friggin think about it ya dirty bastard..... Oh why couldn't Jimmy show me how to do it properly........
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Craig: Now, if I fall off right there, it's not because I was trying too hard to keep up Mr Trash, no, it's because I was thinking about your smokin' hot asses getting freaky.

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    Also, that picture is really fucking grating. I mean, a bike is on stands, the young woman doesn't have helmet hair, everyone's leathers, bikes and helmets match and most annoying of all that 600/750 has that stupid reflector on the front forks.

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    After spending many many years being read about in childrens books, Curious George thought he'd have a go at motorcycle racing. With fairly interesting results.
    Vote David Bain for MNZ president

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixerracer View Post
    its a pitty jimmy wasnt there to here me speak
    I was washing my hair that day.........
    Vote David Bain for MNZ president

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    Lego Suzuki Race Team
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Quote Originally Posted by gixerracer View Post
    Hey guys look over there!
    Whats that! Craig mr cool guy?
    Thats the corner where I passed Jimmy and made him look silly. I passed him on my back wheel!
    Don't get so excited about passing jimmy, Jesus passed him on his donkey...

    NEXT MONTTHS CLEO


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    Quote Originally Posted by helenclark View Post
    Don't get so excited about passing jimmy, Jesus passed him on his donkey...
    Quote Originally Posted by mikey View Post
    firstly id like to say jimmy aka white trash is so old an slow jesus passed him on the his donkey going to some place for a feed.
    Hi Mikey.

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    (Blonde hottie in speech bubble) I don't care if it is only half the size of what your indicating, you know I'm gunna jump your bones and get freaky on you big boy - you are a freaking legend - and I'm gunna have your babies.......

    (Guy in blue leathers in speech bubble) You've got it going on Craig! If she doesn't make a move - I'm going to!!
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    Craig: If you ride as fast as me, you too can have inch wide chicken strips
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    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scrivy View Post
    (Blonde hottie in speech bubble) I don't care if it is only half the size of what your indicating, you know I'm gunna jump your bones and get freaky on you big boy - you are a freaking legend - and I'm gunna have your babies.......

    (Guy in blue leathers in speech bubble) You've got it going on Craig! If she doesn't make a move - I'm going to!!
    Thats where Jimmy had a mare and fell of scrivys car that only has three wheels which I think is why it was so out of control. I havent seen one with wing mirrors that big before i think its so he can look at himself going down the back straight to see if hes as good looking as craig yet so he to can pull sexy hot blonds!

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    LOOK it's a bird it's a plane NO it's crashman I mean TRASHMAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr me View Post
    LOOK it's a bird it's a plane NO it's crashman I mean TRASHMAN
    you think of that all by your self jamie??? if so...well done!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixerracer View Post
    Thats where Jimmy had a mare and fell of scrivys car that only has three wheels which I think is why it was so out of control. I havent seen one with wing mirrors that big before i think its so he can look at himself going down the back straight to see if hes as good looking as craig yet so he to can pull sexy hot blonds!
    The secret is to not pull hot blondes - but to get them to pull you!!!
    If it looks out of control, then I'm doing my job properly!!
    Wing mirrors?? They aren't mirrors! That's my passengers radar for detecting poon!!!

    Oh bring on the Nationals....... Let the freak show begin.................... :slap:
    Is it still beastiality if ya fuck a frozen chicken??

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    "Being Gixxer riders you guys have a great Brotherhood to uphold. Don't let those YamahArse, HonDerr or KawaSucky bike riders attempt to bring you down to their level. Just remember if god was here he'd be here on Suzuki and would be taking the same line as me around Dunlop"





    As you can see Jimmy I really wan't that signed print. And I'm also very bored. Wonder if this will get Stroudy to logg on?

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