View Poll Results: List your long term sexual position (yeah, bad pun).

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  • Lesbian/Gay etc

    12 8.16%
  • Straight

    69 46.94%
  • I've looked between my legs and have discovered I'm a bloke.

    66 44.90%
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    probably just that I'm not the only sexually deviant one out there?
    Hey!
    It doesn't matter what I do - I still don't see it as 'deviant'!!

    (shuffles off in a huff, removes gimp-mask, throws whip into corner and licks fingers clean of flavoured lubricant...)
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Hey!
    It doesn't matter what I do - I still don't see it as 'deviant'!!

    (shuffles off in a huff, removes gimp-mask, throws whip into corner and licks fingers clean of flavoured lubricant...)


    Have we met before???? It's a bit hard to tell with the mask...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Look what i've started.

    I'm off to have sex with a complete stranger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post

    I'm off to have sex with The Stranger.
    No, don't do it!!!!! Surely you're not that desperate!?!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Look what i've started.

    I'm off to have sex with a complete stranger.
    "We've all done that before"

    (Haven't we? eh? eh?)
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    No, don't do it!!!!! Surely you're not that desperate!?!

    That was most un-subtle, Vero. Must try harder.

    He's not my type

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    That was most un-subtle, Vero. Must try harder.

    He's not my type
    Meeehhh...I'm bored and besides, subtle is overated these days!

    So...what's your type then eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    So...what's your type then eh?
    No hairy man-backs. That puts you out. Unless you've waxed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    No hairy man-backs. That puts you out. Unless you've waxed...
    nah mate, I'm growing it especially for you...long and lush, even starting to plait it a bit...I'll let you run your fingers through it next time, but only if you're a really good boy...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    nah mate, I'm growing it especially for you...long and lush, even starting to plait it a bit...I'll let you run your fingers through it next time, but only if you're a really good boy...
    I feel sick.

    Next you'll be asking to compare arse hair.

    (You must spread some around before giving it to this girlie again - ooo that sounded dodgy)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I feel sick.

    Next you'll be asking to compare arse hair.

    (You must spread some around before giving it to this girlie again - ooo that sounded dodgy)
    What???? Grossed out already?!? Sheesh, that was too easy

    And there is good dodgy and bad dodgy...You're in the "good area" Buddy, not to worry.
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by surfchick View Post
    hmm 3rd from the right is quite tasty... although a number of them have horrid sneakers... it's chuckies, reeboks or nuthin i say... bin the asics (except running )... although the abs do a pretty good job of distracting from the shoes
    shoes? what shoes??
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Well, I've looked between my legs and have discovered I'm a bloke. I win. When do I get my hot biker chick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSel View Post
    hahaha

    Edit:.... better make sure my gf's see this poll!!
    Just looked at your profile pic,I can tell whos the bloke in your duo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sollyboy View Post
    Just looked at your profile pic,I can tell whos the bloke in your duo
    Oh we swap...

    Bet my cocks bigger than yours
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