Is the depressed thread still going ?
Will be when you next post in it.
Lies, lies, lies where would we be with out them?
No officer I didn't know I was speeding...
I'm just going out to the shed for 5 minutes....
No, I was only SCRATCHING my nose
No, your arse looks fine
Your beer gut is cute
I want this job 'cos I'm looking for a new challenge
Yup, unfortunately I've gotta sell it...no, it's never been wheelied
I promise I'll call you next week
Me? A Virgin? Hell no!
Honestly, that school play was great!
Please be gentle, I've never done this before
It must have gotten lost in the mail
I'll get onto that right away
I'll pull out, I promise
No, I don't want kids either
Hi, it's so good to see you
You can buy it if you want to, I don't mind
Et-fuckin'-cetera.........
Lies are what makes the world go around, whether we like it or not. We all use them and we even appreciate it on occasion when we are lied to. To paraphrase Jack Nicholson: we can't handle the truth.
Funny that, I've had exactly the same thing. Still - I'll only be brutally honest with the people I know can handle it, and to be brutally honest there are not that many such people out there.
Indeed - lot's of spineless cretins out there!My impression, however, is that the majority of people in this world do not take that approach to life.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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