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    Picture this (if you dare)

    Picture this!
    One evening I decided to surprise the wife when she got home from work. so I dressed up in my Batman cape, mask and utility belt and nothing else apart from a smaller version Robin cape and hat.( this was placed on the togger). Anyway there I am hiding behind the living room door all ready to go if you get my drift, when I heard the door open, I waited for her enter the room then I sprang out singing the theme tune to the program you know the one duna duna duna batman. I was flapping the cape up and down like a bat and Old Robin was at full attention. Well what I didn’t know was she was having a girls night in with the lot from work. The looks on their faces was just priceless!:shit After a few more duna duna duna’s I made a hasty retreat to the bat cave. Finally after 20 mins of laughter I finally showed my face. The wife went as red as a beetroot her mates kept humming the tune, I just kept bursting out laughing. : afterwards when her mates had left i had to make a solom promise not to do that again Oh well theres another tale to add to my list of cockups (pun). I hope you enjoy this and if theres a moral to it please feel free to let me know.




















    this story is all bullshit i just had nothing better to do right now
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    It worries me you have a Batman cape, mask and utility belt for a start...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    It worries me you have a Batman cape, mask and utility belt for a start...
    It should. After all, the little man at the shop told you that yours was definitely the only one....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    It should. After all, the little man at the shop told you that yours was definitely the only one....
    haha...............

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    It worries me you have a Batman cape, mask and utility belt for a start...
    I was wondering the same thing, bloody top story though!!
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

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