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  1. 9th October 2007, 12:25 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by hedgier1 View Post
    Did ya hear that Ford has taken all their cars off the All Blacks and told them to drive Holdens with all the other losers.
    Driving fords probably contributed to their poor mental state, all the break downs, rust and general lack of quality etc...
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    Fukt On Race Day ---- Fukt On Rugby Day......Same thing.....But not Holden on to cup.
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    A man's body has been found washed up on a Canterbury beach, dressed in pink lacy bra and knickers, fishnet stockings, and an AB jersey. Police have removed the jersey to save embarassment for the family.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    I hear the All Blacks are replacing the silver fern on their jerseys with a red tampon, as its the worst fuckin period they have ever had.
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    Kmart loser sale: buy a half price All Black Jersey and get a free Holden Jacket.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    Kmart loser sale: buy a half price All Black Jersey and get a free Holden Jacket.
    Yeah see, i went there (to Kmart) and they looked at me as if i was stoopid...
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Yeah see, i went there (to Kmart) and they looked at me as if i was stoopid...
    Was that the only shop who reacted that way..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    Was that the only shop who reacted that way..........
    No....Shanton Apparel gave me weird looks too....
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    No....Shanton Apparel gave me weird looks too....
    Phew, was getting worried for a mo as I thought it was just the one shop.........
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    Aww it was so terrible! We started getting those messages straight away People can be so cruel! Kick us while we are down why don't ya!
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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    No....Shanton Apparel gave me weird looks too....
    thats because you are not supposed to go in there already wearing womens clothes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    thats because you are not supposed to go in there already wearing womens clothes!
    The Pink Adidas jump suit (ALL BLACK approved) was rather snug granted but, it was on apro ....
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