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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Did ya hear about Dougie Howlett smashing that car?
    Maybe the ABs will be replacing the Haka with "trashing a Nissan Micra" before kick off to intimidate opponents....or at least any watching car-park attendents.

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    What goes beep,beep beep and backwards?

    The All blacks open-top bus reversing back into the garage.

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    What's the difference between the All black's team coach and a Porcupine?

    A Porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonka View Post
    ...Hitcher I think there asking price will remain high because they will probably peak again in 2008,2009,2010....just like they did in 2004,2005,2006.... every bloody year except the one that counts!!
    Something to be said for playing consistently shit apart from 2 or 3 games every 4 years,seems to work for England.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Don't worry. There are still 4 teams playing in the cup. Australia is better than the all blacks, so the kiwi team is THE SIXTH BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD!!

    Stand proud NZ!!


    But....NZ stayed in the competition longer than Australia....doesn't that make them better???
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    But....NZ stayed in the competition longer than Australia....doesn't that make them better???
    Simple answer is "no".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Simple answer is "no".
    Ooooo...is that a bit of sensitivity I detect?
    NZ...higher in the world rankings and longer in the World Cup comp?!
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    Ooooo...is that a bit of sensitivity I detect?
    NZ...higher in the world rankings and longer in the World Cup comp?!
    Nope. The Aussies are better. Just ask Big Dave...
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb View Post
    ........NZ... longer in the World Cup comp?!
    Well their game kicked off later so I suppose you have a point but it's stretching things just a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moko View Post
    Well their game kicked off later so I suppose you have a point but it's stretching things just a bit.
    I'll take whatever comfort I can get.
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Home coming party for the ABs.
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    And the difference between the AB's / Wallabys and a 747 is ???



    The 747 stops whining after it's landed
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    Nope. The Aussies are better. Just ask Big Dave...
    Not this time around...hehehehehe

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    Richie McCaw was walking past the locker rooms when he came across a cell phone, after a quick look at it he knocked on the reffs locker room door.
    Richie says to the reff "i've found your cell phone"
    The reff says "cheers mate, but how did u know it was mine?"
    Richie replys "just look on the phone"
    On the phone it says 15 missed calls.

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    Doc Mayhew has just been bought back into the All Black management team as the new coach. He is the only one that knows the Heimlich Manoeuvre.

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