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    The IRB scrum rule, in easy to understand pictures...
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    Quote Originally Posted by linuxrunner View Post
    Ya guys are lame...They gave it their best, but was not good enough I agree.....bugger who needs Aussies mocking us as a country when you guys are quite happy to do it to yourself!!!!
    Hey - at least they're not chopping down the tall poppies... more like hoe-ing the weeds...
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    Found this gem in the paper this morning:
    A Gendarme in Paris pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of traffic. He approached the drivers window and sai,
    "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser please."
    The driver reaches into his pocket and produces a doctors note which says,
    'This man suffers from chronic asthma, do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath.'
    The Gendarme then says,
    "Ok, then I need you to come and give a blood sample."
    The driver then produces another letter, this time saying,
    'This man is haemaphilliac, do not make him bleed in any way.'
    So the officer then says,
    "Well sir, I need a urine sample please."
    The driver again produces a third letter, this one saying,
    'This man is an All Black, please do not take the piss out of him.'
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    England were crap,bloody second,what good is that?
    Better team won so no complaints there,team of the competition? Fiji,outclassed but always gave 100% and rattled a few cages.

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    hahaha, so much emotion...... I'm sure you'll all agree that if the allblacks played with half the heart of the Argentinians they would have won, there's no heart in the game it's all about looking cool and making sure you don't run funny,that France - Argentina game was absolutely brilliant, they both have soul, and a huge desire to win, the ABs didn't deserve to win, the way they fluttered around, How many of the 'A' grade players played a whole game without coming off because they hurt their funny bone?

    ps. if in my job we cracked under pressure at a car crash the way the abs do every world cup there would be a lot more dead people, just think about that before you excuse them and say theyr'e just human....

    ha.

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    It's all a hoax.
    Brought to you by the same people that "landed men on the moon".

    Did you notice, that even though the game was filmed at night you couldn't see any stars?
    Also, who did the filming...you never see any cameramen?

    There's no way the ABs could have lost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by deanohit View Post
    Found this gem in the paper this morning:
    A Gendarme in Paris pulled over a driver who had been weaving in and out of traffic. He approached the drivers window and sai,
    "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser please."
    The driver reaches into his pocket and produces a doctors note which says,
    'This man suffers from chronic asthma, do not make him perform any action that may leave him short of breath.'
    The Gendarme then says,
    "Ok, then I need you to come and give a blood sample."
    The driver then produces another letter, this time saying,
    'This man is haemaphilliac, do not make him bleed in any way.'
    So the officer then says,
    "Well sir, I need a urine sample please."
    The driver again produces a third letter, this one saying,
    'This man is an All Black, please do not take the piss out of him.'
    I heard this one here a while back... albeit slightly different. Had to do with a treaty, a racial issue and taking the piss. Not the all blacks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I heard this one here a while back... albeit slightly different. Had to do with a treaty, a racial issue and taking the piss. Not the all blacks.
    Yeah, but it's better to take the piss out of the All Blacks - they're too wimpy to fight back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
    Yeah, but it's better to take the piss out of the All Blacks - they're too wimpy to fight back!
    But at least they did better than the League team.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by moko View Post
    But at least they did better than the League team...
    My mum's Waikanae Camellia Association would have done better than the Kiwis. Disgraceful.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    The IRB scrum rule, in easy to understand pictures...
    Oooh, oooh, where can one buy such wondrous apparel? Gotta get one of these shirts . . .
    Illuc ivi, illud feci.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    My mum's Waikanae Camellia Association would have done better than the Kiwis. Disgraceful.
    Camellias beat pansies any day! And didn't the Kiwis play like pansies...
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    Jeezus H C. You Kiwi's still bleating about the fact you didn't take your cup home?
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by janno View Post
    Oooh, oooh, where can one buy such wondrous apparel? Gotta get one of these shirts . . .
    That is bloddy briliant.

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