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No whine in that post.Originally Posted by PuppetMaster
Just laughing my cock off at the whole thugby affair.
I see the overpaid show-ponies are changing flights to arrive in Chch at 10am NOT Auckland at 12.
What does that tell you? Embarressment??
Have a tissue if you are a thugby fan and want to have a little cry.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
ArseBiscuit
i dont know why they think christchurch will be any safer than auckland.
john hart has fond memories of being spat on in cantabland. and they're probably miffed that their boy mauger wasnt in the team...... i can hear the hoicks cranking up now
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Well, in any game there must be a winner and a loser... That's how it is, if you don't win you lose, period. If this was determined before the game started then why even bother with the running around, sweating and panting? ABs might have beaten France 7 out of 10 games - too bad their number was up when it really counted.
The absurd thing about this whole thing is how there are articles in the papers saying that people shouldn't turn to drinking to drown their sorrow and forget their damaged selfasteem... Seriously, that's just too far out.
As Chopper Reed might have put it:
This is New Zealand.
New Zealand is feeling abit sad about loosing to the frogs in the world cup, awww.
Harden the fuck up New Zealand! (At least you didn't loose to the ozzies)
Large Falcon Collider
This is a joke thread... not a 'what happened' thread. Anti-rugby folk should perhaps post less about the subject if they are sick of hearing about it. Simple really.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
There is that other Ozzie fella, Chopper Read
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
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10 characters.....
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Hardcore Biker
It all becomes clear -
TEN TRAGIC YEARS
In these dark days of rugby despair, does anyone remember 1997?
In 1997 the All Black captain was Sean Fitzpatrick, the team was pretty much the same for every match, and it had names like Christian, Zinzan, Josh and Jonah in it.
In 1997 the All Blacks were undefeated. That’s right, undefeated.
They played the Aussies, the Springboks, the English, the Welsh, the Irish and a few more and never lost a match.
Then something changed in New Zealand.
On the 6th of December 1997 Jenny Shipley ousted Jim Bolger and became our first woman Prime Minister.
The next day the All Blacks managed a lucky draw with England.
The next year the previously undefeated All Blacks lost every
Tri Nations match. That’s right, every match.
New Zealand has had a woman Prime Minister ever since.
And ever since, when it counted, the rugby has been pretty much downhill as well.
The mentors and role models in our primary schools are now ninety percent women.
Our children are taught that all accidents are preventable, all risk should be avoided, losing is OK and aggression is a crime.
Now some people might think there was some connection between the feminisation of our society and the decline in our rugby. I couldn’t possibly comment on that. (other than to say, "cook me some eggs bish")
All I know for sure is Fitzy never cried.
He never had to.
FINE. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Wherever I may roam
Thats so bloody true, hahaha, doesn't explain the previous world cup losses, but I'll accept that one.
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Fair weather rider
Our Prime Ministers a woman?
Save me Jebus!! Save me!!
Wherever I may roam
Who, Allen Clark? Woman dressed as a bloke, it's not right I tell you!!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Wallabies supporter: $10.00
Baked All Blacks supporter: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the All Blacks supporter?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Wherever I may roam
Did ya hear about Dougie Howlett smashing that car?
How the hell did he know where the reff was parked?
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
Highway Biker
OHH, that reminds me of one I heard earlier this week.
Snow White was sweeping the floors or washing the dishes (or whatever it is that she does), when she heard a horrendous crash.
She rushed outside to see what was going on and saw that the mine had caved in.
She ran to the mouth of the cave abd yelled "IS ANYBODY ALIVE!!"
A weak voice called back "New Zealand will win the cup"
She wiped her brow and said "At least Dopey is alright"
Hardcore Biker
What are the All Blacks doing to reduce carbon emissions?
Dropping the Aussies off on the way home.
Hardcore Biker
Second most embarrassing incident he was involved in that week.
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