Ancient or Adolescent?

[Wolf]

Bloody hell, I'm like 9.5 and have life expectancy of 90.5 years.

And that's factoring in riding motorbikes? Shit, lass, you need to live a bit more dangerously!

[vifferman]

Crap.
It said I'm the age I am, and I have another 30 years or so to live.
I'm so disappointed - I was expecting to die soon.

[MotoGirl]

And that's factoring in riding motorbikes? Shit, lass, you need to live a bit more dangerously!

Yup, that's based on regularly participating in something dangerous.

I must be incredibly boring! I'm picking it's so low because I seldomly drink alcohol and have never smoked.

[Wolf]

Yup, that's based on regularly participating in something dangerous.

I must be incredibly boring! I'm picking it's so low because I seldomly drink alcohol and have never smoked.

Your eating habits must be pretty fucking boring, too. Sheesh, eat something unhealthy, savour the taste of cholesterol!

[MotoGirl]

Your eating habits must be pretty fucking boring, too. Sheesh, eat something unhealthy, savour the taste of cholesterol!

Tell me about it! It appears the secret of being 9.5 must be my daily lettuce salad, washed down with 2.5 litres of water

[Pancakes]

Bio age = 28
"Real" age = 11 (WTF!!?)

L.I. = 91.

[Ocean1]

Yeah, but who could handle 4 x 37 year-old's...?

Probably less tiring than 4 x 18-year-olds (and quieter)

Feck dude you're short changing yourself, that's 8 x 18-year olds.

I'll lend you these ones here when I'm done with that wee statistical survey...

[Wolf]

Bio age = 28
"Real" age = 11 (WTF!!?)

L.I. = 91.

You also look after yourself too well, you'll never have quality things to regret at this rate...

[cowpoos]

hmmmm...biological age 28...real age 22.5....average life expentancy 74...my life expectancy is 79.5 years.

[Maha]

Bio age = 28
"Real" age = 11 (WTF!!?)

L.I. = 91.

11 ?? Look on the bright side...you have another 80 years to dwell it over...

[H00dz]

Biological age: 38
Real age: 34.1
life expectancy: 78.9

I just calculated that I will be around for 10.225 more chances of winning the world cup........I don't rate the chances of seeing it in my life time

oh well at least I can go back to pulling some younger chicky babes

[Pancakes]

You also look after yourself too well, you'll never have quality things to regret at this rate...

I dunno about that, there's a bit of a list already! All fun stuff tho,

11 ?? Look on the bright side...you have another 80 years to dwell it over...

Yeah, and I didn't even lie! I might have learned how to ride my bike straight by then!

[LilSel]

Actual age: 23 & a 1/2

Real Age: 20

Average exp: 74

My exp: 77

I lost a few years??

[LilSel]

Ah ok... So... if your 20... n your real age is 10... your expectancy would be 84...

basically...

diff between bio age n real age +/- from average expectancy gives your expectancy.

[Wolf]

I dunno about that, there's a bit of a list already! All fun stuff tho,

Yeah but none of it life-threatening according to the test. Screw Jesters, go and buy yourself some real pies, get stressed out about inconsequential things, take up smoking and heavy drinking, party hard with bad people