Wedding Anniversary

[Dodger]

Rick was in trouble. He had forgotten his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"


The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.>>
Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand-new bathroom scale.


Rick has been missing since Friday

[deanohit]

My old boss pulled a good one. True story. He needed a new cell phone, so went to the store where the salesman proceeded to confuse the hell out of him, so Shayne just said "I'll take this one," thinking it was a good deal and put it on the credit card. The next day when his wife was checking out their internet banking, she called him into the office and said "Shayne, did you spend $700 on a friggin cell phone?" And he quickly replied "Ummm, I wanted it to be a suprise, but happy birthday" and gave her the phone. Now thats quick thinking and she was happy to give him here cheap old phone! =)