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**_Shrek_** · 10th October 2007, 13:35

Was depressed last night,
so I rang Samaritans.

Got a call centre in Pakistan.

Told them I was suicidal,

They got all excited and
asked if I could fly a plane

**McDuck** · 4th March 2008, 10:12

I was feeling quite depressed, so I rang Lifeline. The call was taken by their call centre in Afganistan. When I said I was suicidal, they got really excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.

**JimO** · 4th March 2008, 16:22

hahahahahfknhahah

**McDuck** · 4th March 2008, 16:25

Originally Posted by jimjim

hahahahahfknhahah

I suspected you may like that

**MIXONE** · 4th March 2008, 16:25

Shit when I phoned they asked me if I could fly a plane.

**Livvy** · 4th March 2008, 16:27

Originally Posted by MIXONE

Shit when I phoned they asked me if I could fly a plane.

You must sound smarter.

**FJRider** · 4th March 2008, 16:36

Originally Posted by Mcduck5n

I was feeling quite depressed, so I rang Lifeline. The call was taken by their call centre in Afganistan. When I said I was suicidal, they got really excited and wanted to know if I could drive a truck.

Post the number, and I'll pm it to a few that they SHOULD "interveiw"

**Usarka** · 5th March 2008, 13:31

I told them i was having a breakdown and the fuckers sent the AA.....

**98tls** · 15th March 2008, 17:36

Feeling depressed and suicidal i rang a help line which turned out to be located in pakistan,"i am so depressed i am about to end it" i say, the operator replys "any chance you can drive a truck"

**McJim** · 15th March 2008, 17:41

Originally Posted by 98tls

Feeling depressed and suicidal i rang a help line which turned out to be located in pakistan,"i am so depressed i am about to end it" i say, the operator replys "any chance you can drive a truck"

You're luckier than me. They asked me if I could fly a plane.

**JimO** · 15th March 2008, 18:03

old old old

**98tls** · 15th March 2008, 18:12

Me to but hadnt heard it before.

**Colapop** · 15th March 2008, 18:55

It's not even September!!

**mossy1200** · 6th September 2009, 11:51

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan!
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

**enigma51** · 6th September 2009, 12:01

Originally Posted by mossy1200

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan!
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Random!!!!!

dude if you wanna kill yourself just make sure you dont make a mess that others have to clean up