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    A gross little joke

    A lad walks in to his parents bedroom to find his dad giving his mum
    one. The dad just laughs, throws a pillow at the lad and tells him to
    get out.

    Hours later the dad hears a commotion coming from the lads bedroom. He
    enters the bedroom to find the lad giving his nan one. The dad looks
    horrified.

    'Not so funny when it's your mum, is it?' says the lad.
    "Ability hits the mark where presumption overshoots and diffidence falls short". Nicholas of Cusa

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    Right as I'm havin dinner too. Bloody that is so nasty man. =)
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    YO MOMMA!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

    Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat

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    HaHaHa

    Yeah Nana!

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    Laughter the best medicine lol..

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    yeah baby! keep it in the family!


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    A game the whole family can play
    I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

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    Incest. The game the whole family can play.

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    Yeah go G-Ma!.....

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    I guess he thought he had the best Grandma "on the block".

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    + 10 char


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    There once was a man from Brest,
    Who openly practised incest,
    "My daughters and nieces,
    are all fancy pieces,
    And they don't cost a cent", he confessed.
    "I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."

    Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.

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    Well they reckon...an old on closing is as good as a new one opening
    Dunno...never shagged a granny

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