good one, congratulations.
Hopefully you'll get the key to the special elevator that takes you to the floor with the hot and cold running secretaries, the patented stress relief bidet chair (No need to get up to go sir, and once you're done Ms Fairweather will be in to give you a good wipe and powder). Sure the ten course catered lunches can be a pain (especilly if you have a round of golf or whatever planned in the afternoon, but a man's gotta do, right?). If you get really frustrated you can venture down to the employee prison, and whip some poor minimum wage slob with a cat o nine tails for a while till you get your perspective back)....



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