Dial 111 AND GET A TAXI ????

[spudchucka]

Knowing a few people who've gone through/are going through police college. It seems like a fairly short course, considering policehave to have skills in self defence, conducting interviews, procedure, law, first aid...

The recruit course does not make you a competant constable, it gives you enough training and knowledge that you can carry out most basic functions of a constable without risking the safety of your workmates and the public. Graduates are probationary constables and they have to complete a large number of workplace assessments and university study before they gain their permanent appointment. This is usually expected to take another two years to complete. Talk to most cops and they will say they learnt more in their first few weeks on the street than they did in the entire time they spent at the police college. The recruit course teaches you the basics and prepares you for the real learning that starts once you graduate.

[marty]

college is as good for preparing cops for the street as university is for preparing lawyers for court, nurses for hospital, managers for the real world. it's just another training establishment trying to impart as much knowledge in the shortest possible time. that's why there is continuing university studies (used to be 20 internal modules with 80% pass), and a 2-year probation post college

[rodgerd]

college is as good for preparing cops for the street as university is for preparing lawyers for court, nurses for hospital, managers for the real world. it's just another training establishment trying to impart as much knowledge in the shortest possible time. that's why there is continuing university studies (used to be 20 internal modules with 80% pass), and a 2-year probation post college

What's the ongoing training like these days, in terms of keeping up with law/procedure/best practise changes?

[The One]

What's the ongoing training like these days, in terms of keeping up with law/procedure/best practise changes?

Fuck en hell, and some of you guys call me a dork, looks like pipeman and lou takes the cake in this thread.

My opinion, her friends should be held responsible, police did the right thing by sending a taxi. Lots of fuckwits ring 111 say they are in trouble, just to get a lift home. Isn't hindsight a wonderful thing, the police could save the whole world with hindsight.

All the cops here enjoy the job else they wouldn't be doing it. And it they aren't maybe its time to move on.

All the police slaggers get fucked, who's the first person you ring when you are in trouble.

Have a nice day.

[pipeman]

Lots of fuckwits ring 111 say they are in trouble, just to get a lift home.


Why take them home? I no where I'dd take them and then their might not be so many fuckwits around A.

[The One]

Lots of fuckwits ring 111 say they are in trouble, just to get a lift home.


Why take them home? I no where I'dd take them and then their might not be so many fuckwits around A.

Never said they got a lift home numbnuts, but dats wot they ring up for. That and other shit.

[spudchucka]

What's the ongoing training like these days, in terms of keeping up with law/procedure/best practise changes?

Law, procedure & best practice changes are published internally. When major changes occur a training package is usually delivered to ensure all staff are up to date. Case law that impacts on police procedure and practice is also published regularly.

[pipeman]

Never said they got a lift home numbnuts, but dats wot they ring up for. That and other shit.

No not num just empty all the time case of having a bueatiful and loving women. Oh I guess you proberly wouldn't know what I'm talking about you having that problem and all. Oh well never mind I guess one day someone will tell you about it. Chin up bro it's not that bad

[Lou Girardin]

http://www.police.govt.nz/news/release/1551.php

Those who aren't on a crusade might see that this is evidence that police can analyse their own performance, identify deficiencies and take action to improve the situation.

The Police have analysed their performance, identified defiencies and suspended the comms centre worker who released the call log to the media, pending her possible dismissal.
This is not a witch hunt according to Police, it is to safeguard the privacy of the 111 system.
Monty Python is alive and well and performing at Police Headquarters.

[NZIrish]

You arseholes who are condeming the Police for bad practice or what the feck, while you are sleeping soundly tonight who is out there preventing, yes preventing some arsehole from climbing in your window and raping ya missus, if you can do any better... shit for brains, why don't you join up..!! You know why dont you dont? because it's a bit like joining the army except you are in fact going to war....and you are scared of that one aren't ya? Oh yes you are..admit it you peice of shit of my shoe... You dont want to be carrying a dead decaying 80 year old out of her flat after the neighbour noticed the strange smell coming from next door, or try to save some screaming teenager from her burning car next to her decaptitated boyfriend, or look down on a couch at that dead 4 year old who has been thrown around the house by the mothers 18yr old boyfriend, or fight the gang members who has just kicked his missus head in with steelcaps, or pick up the old lags who spew their guts out of your patrol car window, or break up that violent domestic where the couple look like ya fecken parents...you people who point the finger at the 2004 Police, are the types who would walk by while some poor bitch gets raped in central Auckland or Wellington!
It aint perfect but jesus where would we be without them......
'Nora Crawford 101 Wing', first of the second 100!.

[NZIrish]

In the job.

Part of the course guys, get any of these experts condeming the Police in the car for a few nights and they will be wanting their mommy to cuddle them good and quick..or take em' down the morg and let them wash that decaying bloating body thats been in the sea for three weeks, now that would be a goodie, or throw them at some of the gang members who have just been released and say 'he's keen, go for it bro' and see him scream...basically it's the old story, unless thy've been there, they have no fecken idea&*^^&$#&% Jesus Christ people get a grip, you have know idea what it's like, or you 'believe' what you read in the paper, see on telly and make up in ya own minds! And what do you do aye..WELL IF YOU HAVE GOT THE FUCKEN BALLS TO DO IT THEN WHY AREN'T YA, RATHER THAN CRITICISING OUR BOYS...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO TRY AND HELP AYE...FUCK ALL THATS WHAT.....AND YA KNOW IT.

[scumdog]

Easy, easy NZIrish! MOST of those on this site are pretty pro, those that aren't don't count.
It's a shit of a job at times but hey, the other way of looking at it is that we 'signed-up' for it. (Still doesn't alter the fact that a lot of people couldn't/wouldn't do it for all the tea in China)

[marty]

on ya irish - an escapee from wing 122....

[2_SL0]

In the job.

Part of the course guys, get any of these experts condeming the Police in the car for a few nights and they will be wanting their mommy to cuddle them good and quick..or take em' down the morg and let them wash that decaying bloating body thats been in the sea for three weeks, now that would be a goodie, or throw them at some of the gang members who have just been released and say 'he's keen, go for it bro' and see him scream...basically it's the old story, unless thy've been there, they have no fecken idea&*^^&$#&% Jesus Christ people get a grip, you have know idea what it's like, or you 'believe' what you read in the paper, see on telly and make up in ya own minds! And what do you do aye..WELL IF YOU HAVE GOT THE FUCKEN BALLS TO DO IT THEN WHY AREN'T YA, RATHER THAN CRITICISING OUR BOYS...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO TRY AND HELP AYE...FUCK ALL THATS WHAT.....AND YA KNOW IT.

LMAO

[spudchucka]

Thanks for the support NZIrish. As far as I'm concerned Lou and his kind are the most worthless pieces of shit that make up our society. They do all the moaning, have none of the answers, do nothing positive to fix the problems they whine about, expect others to clean up after them and then bitch that the service wasn't to their expectations.

Quite frankly I've stopped concerning myself with Lou's anti police ravings, simply because he has proven himself to be a person whose opinion is worthless.