Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize

**Mikkel** · 13th October 2007, 23:49

Originally Posted by Street Gerbil

The way I see it, *NOBLE PISS* Prize is a potful of products of metabolism of European "nobility" given to world's biggest assholes in order to celebrate their asshattery (Arafart) or piss on Americans (Carter and Goracle).

Surely you have got to be kidding on that... If not I suggest you consult an encyclopedia (online of not).

And if anything the Da Vinci Code showed us that anagrams is something to be taken serious!

Originally Posted by RantyDave

While this is fine, we should consider what people in the future are going to think of us. For instance: if those cunts in the past hadn't royally fucked over the Maori then we wouldn't be left having to pay out hundreds of millions of dollars to make up for it now. Sure, we have a few extinct species to show for our predecessors - the narrow minded dickwads - but it's peanuts compared to the world's supply of oil being gone. Or vast swathes of the planets surface being unable to grow food (let alone the current biofuel obsession, which is bollocks). Or vast chunks of Europe being underwater leading to tens of millions of homeless cloggies. Hmm. Suddenly doesn't seem so bad, does it?

While I agree with you I suggest you reread what I wrote and consult one definition or the other of "sarcasm".
That being said, I (and I'm not from around here so don't call me a bigot cheers) think that the Maoris should consider themselves extremely lucky that NZ wasn't colonised 100 years earlier - things would have been very different then. E.g. the british empire had abolished slavery and there were humanitarian movements.
On the other hand the pakeha should be thankful that they have a Maori culture to draw from!

**Biggles41** · 14th October 2007, 01:07

Originally Posted by karmakillernz

Personally, I don't care how much he's benefiting from it. He has spent the last 30+ years promoting environmental awareness. Better he make money from helping the environment rather than destroying it.

Although he hasn't stated whether he'll run or not, I would be thrilled if he did. It would make a nice change to have a president with some common sense (or any sense at all for that matter) running the place.

Al Gore is a descendant of Edward I, he is also a cousin of
former US President Richard Nixon... He is a descendant of
Roman Emperors Louis II, Charles II and Louis I and is
therefore also a direct descendant of Charlemagne, the eighth
century Emperor. The problem is, Gore's Charlemagne links also
make him a cousin of George W. Bush.

And don't we remember Bill Clinton running off in the latter
days of his presidency to recieve something called the
Charmagne medal of honour?

Why?

Charlemagne is the man who opened the west is George bush and
Bill Clinton the people closing the west signing the death
warrant on the middle class?

Bush is closely related to every European monarch on and off
the throne - and has kinship with every member of Britain's
royal family, the house of Windsor.

He is the 13th cousin of Britain's Queen Mother and of her
daughter Queen Elizabeth, and is the 13th cousin once removed
of the heir to the throne, Prince Charles.

Bush's family tree can be documented as far back as the early
15th century. He has a direct descent from Henry VIII's sister
Mary Tudor who was also the wife of Louis XI of France. He is also descended from Charles II of England.

The strange thing is He and Barbara Bush are related to the
same British Monarch.

Do you see a pattern emerging here? they are all the same.

Sorry Rambling on a bit here but the point I'm trying to make
is the bloodlines are so thick, why would any body on this
planet want to believe these bunch of inbreds contantly spewing
forth utter bullshit?

Type HAARP into Google and do some research because that
probably has a lot to do with it amongst other things we are
not allowed to know about.

**RantyDave** · 14th October 2007, 02:13

Originally Posted by Mikkel

While I agree with you I suggest you reread what I wrote and consult one definition or the other of "sarcasm".

Sorry, it's getting difficult to tell round here at the moment.

Originally Posted by Mikkel

I ... think that the Maoris should consider themselves extremely lucky that NZ wasn't colonised 100 years earlier ... e.g. the british empire had abolished slavery and there were humanitarian movements.

You mean like the horrible mess they made of the Aborigines as practically the first thing they did in Australia? Or the very "Empire" like rule over India? And this same empire shows up in New Zealand and finally decides to not totally fuck over the natives as their opening move?

They had calmed down a lot by the time they showed up here (in any numbers, anyway).

Dave

**denill** · 14th October 2007, 06:48

Amazing how some totally accept the doom and gloom predictions of global warming effects made by people who can’t tell us with any accuracy what the weather will be tomorrow?