Read a lot of stuff about getting even on KB forums, hows this!John.
Read a lot of stuff about getting even on KB forums, hows this!John.
Now that is truly stylish.
Simple yet effective.
Very, VERY impressed!![]()
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
Now that, is all class.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
That is very cool
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be quoted out of context, then used against you.
Bahahaha, brilliant!
My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).
One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.
Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on![]()
Wow, they must have done something pretttttty bad!
I'm gonna make it so PC
A local character who had his own quarry had a visit from a labour dept inspector. While the inspector was laying down the law his car was picked up with a forklift & placed on the crusher infeed about 20 feet in the air.
They came to a compromise.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
There is something truly Old Testament-ish about building an armored bulldozer and leveling the town to get even.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain and brought jewelry." - Rita Rudner
A man is only as big as the dreams he dares to live
too much like work...
I love revenge. I can smell the hate!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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