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    Never piss a guy off who owns a backhoe!

    Read a lot of stuff about getting even on KB forums, hows this! John.
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    Now that is truly stylish.

    Simple yet effective.

    Very, VERY impressed!
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    Now that, is all class.
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    That is very cool
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    Bahahaha, brilliant!

    My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

    One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

    Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on

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    Wow, they must have done something pretttttty bad!
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    A local character who had his own quarry had a visit from a labour dept inspector. While the inspector was laying down the law his car was picked up with a forklift & placed on the crusher infeed about 20 feet in the air.

    They came to a compromise.
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    There is something truly Old Testament-ish about building an armored bulldozer and leveling the town to get even.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Bahahaha, brilliant!

    My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

    One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

    Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on
    Wasn't Whangarei Boys High as the same stunt was done in the late 70s to a similar teacher there.
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    too much like work...
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    aaawwe...Very good...I like that lots and am already thinking of a few candidates!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Bahahaha, brilliant!

    My father likes to tell this story of when he was a youngster at secondary school. There was a teacher that nobody liked very much; I think he taught maths, was a bit of a ponce, liked to give detentions for the slightest transgression, etc. I'm sure you all remember school. Anyway, he drove a Fiat 500 (Bambina), lovely car that they are (I still want one for my first car).

    One day he finally `crossed the line' in the eyes of my father and his mates, so they decided to do something about it. What they did was about eight or nine of them, during lunch break, went to his car, gathered around it, lifted the car up -- then carried it into the main quadrangle. The interesting thing was, was that there were two netball/basketball hoops back-to-back, only a small distance further apart than the length of the Fiat 500. So of course they set the car down right in the middle of these two posts.

    Apparently it took him nearly an hour to point-turn his car out of the quadrangle once school finished, with quite a few students looking on
    Your dad diddn't go to Thames High school by any chance??
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    aaawwe...Very good...I like that lots and am already thinking of a few candidates!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Fuggoff you... you've seen the friends I have... LOLOL!
    Nah mate, I wasn't thinking of you...although as a prank...
    I'm sure Sarge would help...
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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