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    Kiwi Women all Nympho Slappers

    I appears that New Zealand women put out the most in the world

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4235893a10.html

    Where do I find these ladies.....?
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    Just go where Desperate Dan aint!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    Where do I find these ladies.....?
    Yeah tell us more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    I appears that New Zealand women put out the most in the world
    Are you saying NZ woman are sluts... or bitches...


    What is the difference between a slut and a bitch?

    A slut will root anybody, a bitch will root anybody but me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    I appears that New Zealand women put out the most in the world
    Tubby girls that aren't very photogenic normally are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Tubby girls that aren't very photogenic normally are.
    Are you implying the statistics only apply to fat swamp donkeys?


    Yes, perhaps the bell-curve has been skewed by arse-ugly gang hoes....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    Are you implying the statistics only apply to fat swamp donkeys?


    Yes, perhaps the bell-curve has been skewed by arse-ugly gang hoes....
    Or the survey respondents are lying....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Or the survey respondents are lying....
    That can't be true - it's on the internet!!
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    are they having fun with each other as the blokes only rate 11th in the world
    Or is it all the backpackers and aussies that are taking advantage or our kiwi women

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairlie View Post
    Yes, perhaps the bell-curve has been skewed by arse-ugly gang hoes....
    It's in the kiwi gene I tell you. One only has to compare the very best from both NZ and Ukraine...

    Edit: Just in case you didn't know, the lady on the right is a Prime Minister too.
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    Well, that news item disturbed me so much I decided to check over our nuptial bed for notches on her side!

    I knew there were 8million and eleven on my side of the bed so I started searching.

    Wallah, there they were, her side was covered in notches too!

    As I never make the bed I had never noticed them before.

    Hours later I am relieved to say, there are 8million and eleven on her side too!

    I really don't know whether I should feel pleased or disappointed

    Now I am worrying if she has been entirely honest with her record (notch) keeping?

    Then again at this stage of our lives, do I really think it is of any importance?

    She could have notches all over the bloody house and it wouldn't change the way I feel about her.

    Statistics? Just so much Cheers John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I knew there were 8million and eleven on my side of the bed so I started searching.
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    Sounds like you have a bit of a borer problem there, John
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    It's in the kiwi gene I tell you. One only has to compare the very best from both NZ and Ukraine...
    I should infract you for putting that horror on my site.

    Just look at the Tui ads. All those hotties and not one a kiwi. They had to go overseas to find girls that beautiful in appear in a NZ ad.

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